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even though it's expired it'll still probably hurt like a bitch you're dumb ydi.
You're* smart too! :)
dumbass! you aren't even supposed to point pepper spray at yourself, let alone purposely spray yourself.
26 - I realized. The first time my comment has ever been buried to the depths of hell. It's a horrible feeling.
Then maybe you shouldn't be Grammar Nazi. YDI. Its really annoying, and I will let you know that I thumbed your comment. Down.
funniest shit i've heard all day.
Do you look down the barrel of a shotgun to? Idiot.
Oh really it worked!? What a surprise!!
118- how does my 5th grade teacher at into this?
*play not at:P
GN
ouch. blonde moment.
or high moment?
I think that thumbs down are just thumbs up that didn't get enough attention as a child... but yeah, maybe even a drunk moment lol.
it's just a dumbass moment.
haha
not even blondes are dumb enough to pepper-spray themselves in the eyes.
I agree with #20, I've done some fairly similar things, no were near that bad mind.
why in the world would you test it out on yourself?? at least try it out on your friend first :P
86 - I think it's along the lines of "Use birth control or you may end up with a child this thick." ...
wow 86. just wow.
actually I think it was along the lines of op is an idiot and therefore should be the "poster child" for birth control..... because if you take birth control this could have been prevented!
It means 'You did it yourself'. Anyway, its like eating a cookie the day after it expires, its still going to taste like a cookie.
lol his name fits
D-U-M-B-A-S-S! What does that spell? Op!!
You're lying, there aren't enough letters in there to spell OP!
Oh you're right! I have never been the greatest speller...
dum bass?
what does op stand for??
103- Orange Penis.
Octopus Placenta.
Obnoxious Pizza.
oblivious pepperso
Just wait till her tazer expires
You're* -.-
I'm pretty sure that's what 42 was hinting at...
I can't even feel sympathy for you on this one, OP.
Really? It's pepper spray. You should have enough common sense not to do that -.-
Haha xD
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dumbass nice job spraying yourself.
that was stupid. ydi for spraying yourself with pepper spray...expired or not