By princessbbee - 18/08/2011 17:40 - United States

Today, I bought my cats two new litter boxes in hopes that they would use them. They still prefer to pee on the clothes in my closet. FML
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babyyappld 7

it takes more than buying a litter box. you need to train your cats to use it....

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Pick your clothes up off the floor, shut the door, and train yo pussy. :)

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life2007 0

If you live close to a river get a burlap sack.

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YourEvilHero 12

close the bedroom door

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Lanceeden 12

Put your clothes inside your litter boxes.

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V19Spartan 1

What is your profile pic of? I'm scared

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eminemchick 19

im sorry kitty, i never meant to hurt youuu, but tonights the night ill be cleanin out my closett

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life2007 0

I had hip surgery they took pictures while performing it that would be my bleeding femur bone...I'm 22

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life2007 0

I had hip surgery they took pictures while performing it that would be my bleeding femur bone...I'm 22

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Friaza 29

Turn your closet into a mine field, those furry little critters won't know what hit them!

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qwacktastick 8

Should have got a dog...

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deviable 9

That's a complement. All the gay people I know are awesome.

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Give_Linux_A_Go 28

I told you guys earlier, cats can be evil little *****! :)

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smiles2334 0

gross! my cat used to do that... it sucked

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babyyappld 7

it takes more than buying a litter box. you need to train your cats to use it....

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ifailplzinsultme 0

By training, do you mean hold I over and shake it?

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sxe_beast 11

No, not shaking it. You have to hold the cat with one hand, and yank it down with the other. If too fat you may need two people.

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deviable 9

You usually don't have to train cats because they automatically like to use something soft and loose to go in so they can bury their feces. If they go in the ops clothes then make sure the clothes are put away or where they can't reach, and make sure they know where the litter box is. If it stills goes on then take them to a vet because it could be caused by a urinary infection or constipation.

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rainbo955 0

by training it all u an do is just show them the box. if they continue to not use it, make them outdoor cats. some cats are just retarded and don't get the fact that they are suppose to poop in that little box and not all over everything.

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A7X_LoVeee 10

Put tin foil inside your closet/outside the door. My cat sometimes decides to take a nice shit on the carpet if the litter box is full. Anyways we put tin foil down where she likes to poop and it's stopped her(cats don't like it for some reason).

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lvlegabyteme 4

You could also try cleaning out the litter box, ya know. lolol

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A7X_LoVeee 10

Thanks Captain Obvious. When did I ever say I don't clean the box?

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bizarre_ftw 21

Am I reading this wrong or did you say that your cat ***** on your carpet when the box is full? You've also apparently found a way to stop her, indicating repeated attempts, indicating repeated occurrences, indicated a repeatedly unclean liter box. Looks like captain obvious has a point :)

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geeksaresexy 18

My cats won't use a litter tray once it has been used. If one pees in a tray the others won't use it. If all three are in overnight I quite often wake up to find a little gift in the bath, I'd have to have 6 trays to stop it. Cats are VERY fussy about where they do their business!

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Mipz 2

149, Vets DO recommend you have two boxes per cat...

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shelbyyyy11 0

no, one more litter box than the amount of cats you have.

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Pick your clothes up off the floor, shut the door, and train yo pussy. :)

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ashleylucky16 6

"train yo pussy" lol your deff a winner my friend.

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j_729 18

Or just get rid of the cats. Dogs ftw

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A7X_LoVeee 10

Did you even read the FML or were you attempting to be funny? Derp.

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DeadxManxWalking 27

Think he meant their "coats"

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ashleylucky16 6

I haven't had the extra time to find my cat's closet, let alone pee in it.

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MCVelvet1497 3

Apparently, your pussy likes to be in your pants.

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salvorican 24

Apparently her pussy likes to pee in her pants too

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ImmaB3AST 7

How come everything involving cats have to refer back to pussy?

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lvlegabyteme 4

Hang up your clothes, dude. Cats are going to piss on soft things that are left within their reach.

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lordlekal 17

Talk to your vet about how to train your cat if you don't know how too.

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hassan1122331 0

pee on them Andrew how they like it...jk seriously though just get them trained by a vet

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hassan1122331 0

Pesky pieces of twig getting stuck in cats eyeballs, and they can tell you how to train it right? I think? that's what I meant

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rainbo955 0

you can't "train" a cat to use the litter box, nimrod. cats will generally use it on their own if u show it to the from a kitten. if it doesn't then hang up your shit or make it an outdoor cat.

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BrettJ 0

If your clothes are hung up in your closet then how do they still pee on them? NINGA KITTIES!

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ashleylucky16 6

#75 hahahahha oh my gosh I didn't even notice!

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TheNewGuy03 28

Or did they mean that "other" word? OH, THE HORROR--

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