Creepy

By Username - 03/10/2011 17:58 - United States

Today, my roommate informed me that one of her scorpions is loose in our apartment again. Great. FML
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Calen5556 0

In Texas we have those all the time. Had one in my bathroom this morning.

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Ferretface 13

40- I'm closer to the appetizer portion of Texas myself.

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Calen5556 0

In Texas we have those all the time. Had one in my bathroom this morning.

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sieera00 8

Ya we do I've found like 15 already...

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cradle6 13

I've lived in Texas for 15 years and I've never seen a live one.

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Calen5556 0

I live in the country in south texas. I've seen at least 50.

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doctor_awesome 8

I live in Texas and got stung by one last year. We have them. -_- And they're bitches.

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Beeftinkle 13

Yea same in AZ, I kill a couple every week, just like polar bears...

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datgamerchick 14

I remember going to the bathroom when I was little and seeing one in the bathtub at least once a month.

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johnnyolivares 0

You must live in the dessert part of Texas.

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Ferretface 13

40- I'm closer to the appetizer portion of Texas myself.

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Laners561769 9

Scorpion? Im from wisconsin. That word confuses us. Damn texans. (I KID)

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FrostHeart 36

I'm Texan myself, yet, so many texans on this site!!! Everyone stereotypes Texas on FML.

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cloverpi314 4

there seriously is sooo many.

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pimpcakes2 11

Time for the black light test!! Hopefully the scorpion is the first thing you find. -_-

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dre_bro11 12

Geez... I know exactly how you guys feel. Here in Australia, the average person finds a kangaroo chilling in the bath tub a few times a month.

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dannyboy66 7

Ummm in atlantic canada where im from we got a skunk problem XD and foxes but yea thats about it maybe coyotes no bears where i live but bobcats and lynx

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BronyVasNormandy 12

Oh no! Hope it doesn't poke around in your stuff.

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Eggers 2

yeah because you never want a scorpion to find out about your **** collection [/sarcasm]

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

"Stuff" could be a euphemism for "genitalia," and in that case their comment makes perfect sense :O

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SpaceMan55 1

I hope u sleep with one eye open

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bluntbeak 6

He'd sleep with two, if it weren't for the stinger.

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Bea_FaCurtains 17

Again?? Shouldn't this problem have been prevented from happening after the first time?

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WarmPigBelly 4

My mom had a big snail that would escape from the fish tank in her classroom, she would come in, in the morning and find it on the other side of her class everyday. His name was Gary the snail. He was a boss.

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gleeklove 2

If I were you, I wouldn't be able to sleep tonight...

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cndt 0

Actually they are all poisonous the younger ones are just more dangerous because they don't know how to control how much poison they release

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cndt 0

Sorry I'm new to this that comment was meant for that1guyyy

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gurpreet 5

Why would you allow your roommate to bring her scropions

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THE_A_TEEN 27

people keep scorpions as pet's, sad but true...

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deviable 9

Just step on it. I know it sounds mean but it'll teach your roommate to be more careful with their pets.

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marpay 11

Did they say barefoot? No, so stepping on one in full cover shoes would be a good idea.

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deviable 9

Of course I meant with boots on. But usually pet scorpions aren't very poisonous. Someone who lets their pet repeatedly escape obviously shouldn't have it in the first place. Scorpions aren't that hard to keep in a cage.

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HomeAl0ne 20

Charge it rent. Especially if it is using your wifi connection.

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Lintu_26 23

Those scorpions are pretty damn sneaky, you wouldn't know when or how it gets the wifi access!

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