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Why? How would you get a laugh from it?
You'd be surprised at what entertains these cavepeople....
Silly Pennsylvanians..
I'm Pennsylvanian... I don't find this entertaining... Stereotypes at their finest...
Haha Pennsylvania is a lot more populated than people give it credit for, it has more Representatives than many states can claim.
I think its more of an fml for the person who got hit, 'Today, some random guy decided that for a laugh he'd chuck a half empty mountain dew bottle behind him. It hit me. FML' LOL
Field goal...
Wait, so you are leaving a football game, which tends to cause huge cluster ***** of people, then assume because it is night time, nobody is around? The stupidity of peoples amuses me.
108- not all objects are thrown with the intent to hit people...
Am I the only person that thought this fml was going to end with op drinking piss after reading the first line?
118- your a Dick.
148, 49 and 150, did it REALLY need to be said 3 times?
He's a retard
immediately.
54, if you're some random walking behind OP, how do you know he was throwing it 'for laughs'? Also, quit with the territorial remarks. No place is better than another. You're all from the same country, right.
He totally deserves it for Dew Abuse.
i love Pennsylvania..
175- no place is better than any other? Heres a counter example. A private neighborhood compared to a ghetto.
You shouldn't dew that again.
Next time look both ways so you don't accidentally stick your can in someone else's face.
I didnt know you could be hit on my an empty can... Eh eh?... No.
ahhh! oh, 135, you scared me.
Haven't you heard heard that song by lover boy?A pig and an elephant DNA just won't splice.
Personally, I think anyone who picks up litter just to toss it again is a jerk. Throwing it where it could hit someone is a complete dick move.
Why .. Just why .. lol
The real FML is that OP was actually recycling like a boss, but some idiot stepped in between OP and the bin.
Oh my. I forgot a hyphen. :(
hahaha this is some funny s***
it's more like f the other person's life
If I was the person that you hit I would have shoved that bottle up your arse until you told me that you loved it.
Then after he tells you he loves it stick it up so more because, well, he loves it.
Today after seeing my favorite football team get ****** in the ass, while leaving the stadium some asshe threw a half full can of mountain dew at me. FML
Boners, are you the reason for DocBastard's profile picture?! Ba ha
How lame is your life that THAT is your idea of a good laugh?
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You shouldn't dew that again.
Why? How would you get a laugh from it?