Miscellaneous: Today, while dancing at my studio, our instructor was giving...

By apparentlyunsexy - 27/10/2011 04:00 - United States

Today, while dancing at my studio, our instructor was giving us all characters opposite of ourselves to portray in an improv solo. My friends got cool things like "creepy" and "vulnerable". I got "extremely sexy". FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2017 05:00

Today, my French teacher set up a role-play scenario to act out in front of the class. During one of my lines, I mispronounced a phrase and called my teacher sexy. FML

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By EllenD - 15/02/2024 06:00 - United Kingdom - Leeds

Today, my boss caught me singing and dancing in the office when I thought no one was around. Trying to save face, I told him I was just practicing for a team-building event. He smiled and said, "Great, you can lead the next one." Now I have to choreograph a team-building dance. FML

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By auto boogie man - 19/11/2015 16:44 - United States - New York

Today, at school, I was asked to play a complex piano piece in front of my class, teachers and guests. I nailed it, but what stood out most for everyone was how I apparently looked like I was being possessed while performing. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2010 05:25 - United States

Today, I had a completely improvised audition for the school play. The director called me and one of the cutest guys auditioning to improvise an intimate scene. Knowing that I'm a complete klutz, I wasn't all that surprised when I tripped over my feet and landed with my face in his crotch. He was. FML

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By DeActivated - 04/05/2013 00:39 - United States - West Jordan

Today, I was at dance rehearsal. As a male dancer I like to keep the fact that I dance a secret because of the stupid stereotypes male dancers have. This plan was quickly shot down when I discovered I was performing at my school. FML

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By kiwichick4life - 30/07/2013 16:42 - United States - Pickerington

Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2012 20:48 - United States - Charlotte

Today, in art class, our instructor called me up to the front to model for a drawing. I agreed to pose because it was nice to be called on, and I needed a self-esteem boost. He then thanked me, saying it's a great exercise for the class to draw such strange proportions. FML

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By girl - 22/11/2009 00:36 - United States

Today, in dance class we did a choreography where we wear two shirts and take one off in one quick motion. After I took mine off, the audience goes "aaah". Then I realize that I had taken both my shirts off as stood there with only my bra on. I was being videotaped. FML

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By spandex - 24/03/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I had to perform a skit in my class in which I have to wear tight spandex compression shorts. The class laughed pretty hard, and I felt like I had done a good job. Afterward, a girl I have a crush on said, "So the stereotype about Asian guys IS true." Through the fluorescent lights you could see my junk. FML

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By tinydancer - 10/05/2012 18:10 - United States - Richmond

Today, I went to a party dressed as a zombie. Everyone admired my hilarious "zombie dancing". Those were my regular dance moves. FML

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thedhanjal 10

Thursday 27 October 2011 12:14

Maybe they ran out of characters and gave you the one that fits you?

babelini 12

Thursday 27 October 2011 13:32

Isn't it birthday SUIT?

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thedhanjal 10

Thursday 27 October 2011 12:14

Maybe they ran out of characters and gave you the one that fits you?

gntfmlingnow 12

Thursday 27 October 2011 12:35

Or she's like Mother Teresa's corpse..,

dre_bro11 12

Thursday 27 October 2011 13:59

Prove them wrong OP!

You_Need_Soap 6

Thursday 27 October 2011 14:01

I am Mother Teresa and I approve this message.

theTrollGuy 7

Thursday 27 October 2011 14:05

I gave you what was best fit for you... and a bit trolling for me. U mad?

superficialheart 11

Thursday 27 October 2011 14:15

Sew mad?

FarSide 22

Thursday 27 October 2011 14:32

It's all part of showbiz...

evamusical 12

Thursday 27 October 2011 20:30

Yes indeed, if you're a dancer being extremely sexy is important in a lot of choreograpics!

Melvar_10 3

Thursday 27 October 2011 21:49

You're sexy and you know it.....

conan13_fml 0

Friday 28 October 2011 3:43

Or, you don't act like your hot and sexy and are more reserved, so he is having u be sexy...

DoubleDose 0

Saturday 29 October 2011 0:17

Clap your hands

saIty 17

Thursday 27 October 2011 12:17

Just strut in your birthday loose, and let everything hang loose.

crazykidd15 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 12:26

lulz

babelini 12

Thursday 27 October 2011 13:32

Isn't it birthday SUIT?

fluorescentadole_fml 8

Thursday 27 October 2011 15:55

lol! dumbass Bruno mars fans

saIty 17

Thursday 27 October 2011 20:54

Oh penguins. I didn't even realize that. I hate when I'm thinking ahead when I'm typing/writing.

BlondeBubbles 6

Friday 28 October 2011 0:11

stupid ass

saIty 17

Friday 28 October 2011 2:13

Wow 56 way to make fun of my Donkey or my butt. Go play in traffic, chicken fart.

jcg3456 16

Friday 6 March 2015 21:06

I like this.

Savra_fml 17

Thursday 27 October 2011 12:18

Try to prove the instructor wrong then.

emag_eht 18

Thursday 27 October 2011 12:21

Sexy, beautiful, and cute aren't the same exact thing. The all refer to having a good appearance, but if you're not sexy then maybe you're just cute?

babyyappld 7

Thursday 27 October 2011 12:49

perhaps OP is very shy and self-conscious. the dance instructor probably wanted to come out of her shell

zombicidal 11

Thursday 27 October 2011 14:06

no boner slaying is the opposite of extremely sexy

ohSNAPyall 26

Thursday 27 October 2011 20:29

I think "hideous" is a better antonym for "beautiful." How about "repulsive"? "Dick-wilting"? "Nipple-deflating"?

whited666 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 12:23

They were just hitting on you, haha, dint worry! It's like a kindergartener when he picks on a girl, it means he likes you xD

TylerOMFG 7

Thursday 27 October 2011 12:24

Lol at OP's name. But, I'm sure you are beautiful. Just prove them wrong

Buttsexpirate 9

Thursday 27 October 2011 12:25

Get down with your bad self girl! Show them what you workin with!

NEEPLES 7

Thursday 27 October 2011 12:25

Well if you're actually going to be an actor you're going to have to know how to play every part. Go get em tiger.

booiloveeyou 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 12:31

they are probably just jelous ;)

noel_ani 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 12:33

It's okay. I have trouble being "sexy" in dance class too! It doesn't mean you're unsexy outside of the studio. We all have our ways that we like to dance(: