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By Anonymous - 27/11/2011 11:46 - Denmark

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Today, I caught my mother trying to text on her iPhone, with her nipple. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 391
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Capt_Oblivious 10

If you only knew what I used to type this comment.

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GraveRobber14 13

Trix are for kids?

62 13
TheDeadlyTurtle 7

Just imagine if she hit the FaceTime button by accident.

155 4
DoubleDose 0

This would of been so hot if it was your girlfriend

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bentleyGCspeed 0

She was just trying to sext with her boyfriend! Come on there is nothing awkward about that...

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TheDeadlyTurtle 7

35- yes because she's not at home she's in public texting with her nipple, iMessage uses Internet also who's to say she wasn't I messaging?

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kevalanwilliams 0

Talk about sexting

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Alwayspullout 7

35, there are ways around that... I can FaceTime on 3G with mine...

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changesinme 0

Now you won't be surprised if your dad is gonna use his dick to slide to answer a phone call

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n_epic_fail 14

That NOT normal, well explains why texting takes so much time...

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LolFMLnot 10

Agh!' your making me wanna try this shit!!

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JinxosGirl87 0

I tried it, but I kept pressing the damn "return" button -.-

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alexnumber14 2

Big nipples baby?

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chazzlerazzle 0

Pics or it didn't happen

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babyyninjas 1

your a retard because it said iPhone not iPod touch -_-

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ty1992_farmlife 12

#43- Yeah ...different aaaannd scarring!!!

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raney150 0

35, they got rid of that limitation in ios 5. And if they didn't have iOS 5, she might have been connected to wifi at home.

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apv0222 0

She just gave a new definition to "sexting."

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JustOhSoLovely 6

I've done that. It works lol

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mea_iloveskiing 26

It would have been easier if she was trying with both nipples :)

me_gusta_eso 1

She was "sexting". New definition for it now (':

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graham11 14

How would it be easier? The surface area of an iPhone screen is small in comparison.

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Pufferfish78 5

That'd be some talent if she could. But weird too.

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warriorsdmc 3

I'm liking this only for you're picture

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tankadin37 0

That is just funny. Awkward, but very funny.

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JustinComments 3

I wouldn't feel the same if I received a text message from my mom anymore.

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MoodyBlue320 11

Omg, I'm trying it now and it works!!! Lol

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ninjabird1 0

After reading this, I'll bet that someone else tried it! Haha!

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Brett121 6

Your a freak if you tried it!

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bansheebomber 14

I tried it... But just think about it this way. At least it wasn't YOUR iPhone.

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boofgall 16

I'll try it. Saaz Huh. My nipple wrote "Saaz".

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TheJessica10022 6

Whats wrong with that? I do it all the time! :)

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FollowMe 2

All you guys are fags! GTFU! I feel bad for all of you.

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NippsSlipps 10

Don't call people fags. I wouldn't say that if i was you, your little photo pose tells it all.

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Blackmail111 9

Looking at your comment and avatar made me have a mental image and it was a good mental image

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HerpaderpMeg 12

take a nude picture :) ie, sexting

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HerpaderpMeg 12

take a nude picture :) ie, sexting

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ikickgingers 15

You're as useless as **** on a nun.

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Capt_Oblivious 10

If you only knew what I used to type this comment.

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23Lollipop15 2

Your fingers? Lol

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janro72 10

ew. that was scarring just saying that

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ShakeMeDown 12

Jwkfgdkf I kfmicudd this isn't working.... I cannot succeed with my large Elbow...

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mason_sweat 0

I typed this with my nose, thank you autocorrect!

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wlfmanjack 5

I've read a lot of things on fml.com but this is in the top 5 of weirdest things I've heard a person do

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Person1233 12

"FML’s goal is to provide quality, cost-effective, on-time information management solutions to a variety of commercial businesses, organizations, and government agencies." I think you mean fmylife.com.

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Epikouros 31

Sorry OP, you're not her little baby anymore. The iPhone took your place.

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KRS_13 0

So your either saying that she's trying to breast feed the iPhone.. Or your simply stating she likes technology a tad bit too much.. I'm gonna go with breast feeding the iPhone.

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graham11 14

125- I didn't think that much thinking was involved in reading a comment...

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