By prevostsrocklike - 11/05/2009 12:38 - United States

Today, I gave my wife a cat. The first thing it did when it got out of the box was scratch the sh*t out of my leg. Next, it ran up to my wife and purred. She said, "Good cat." FML
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NorfolkDude 2

That cat was all like, "Don't ever put me in a box again, ****er." Then it ran up to your wife's leg and was all like, "Pet me, *****." Then it was looking at you and was like, "Yeah, ***hole, what now?" Are you going to take that kind of abuse? I guess so.

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NorfolkDude 2

That cat was all like, "Don't ever put me in a box again, ****er." Then it ran up to your wife's leg and was all like, "Pet me, *****." Then it was looking at you and was like, "Yeah, ***hole, what now?" Are you going to take that kind of abuse? I guess so.

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FatMan23 10

I laughed so much when I read this that I woke up my neighbors.

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genius_man16 0

Well, you DID get the cat for your wife

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SpunkT 0

The cat was probably just upset by being in a box, and since you were the last one to be carrying it in the box it's just mad. Nothing personal. Your wive however... she's a bitch. I hope she was just joking.

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bezach 0

she's prob just telling it it's good for doing the purring and things not bbeing. s bitch-stupid ipod

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pippysthename00 0

You should have gotten a dog... they're more loveable in my opinion.

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Furrywhiplash 14

I agree that dogs are more lovable, but they also require a lot more time and effort to take care of than cats do.

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abcdefg11233 0

she was probably joking...

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realggirl 0

"Cat" = "it?" Cats are not objects; they are living beings. YDI just for that.

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LunaKiai 0

i understand you are all for animals rights.. but seriously..

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MetalFish 0

what's the betting #8 is a middle-aged woman who hasn't had any male contact in quite some time?

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0___0 9

Actually #8, you are wrong. The cat IS an object in that sentence. "I gave my wife a cat." The cat is being given which means it's an object, at least in the grammar sense. ^_^

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MomoGotSumProbs 0

#129 i totally agree!!! #8 ur just tryin to piss pplz off.

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unibrowicorn 0

Lmao, i'm sure she was kidding...>.< Has a good sense of humour!

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Ilovelife07 0

At least you didnt follow step 2, and put your dick in that box

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