people seem to thumb down comments they don't like :(

People SAY they want the truth but they really don't. They want to be POSITIVELY lied too.

That's awesome.

Must everyone comment begin with "People..."? Plus, #1 that not original. At all. That's on every single boyfriend/girlfriend FML. Prepare for thumbs down!

Careful not to shit your pants.

Omfg dump him! There, I said it. No one else do it now.

now they all know that your full of hot air! 8

You ALWAYS get thumbed down when people say "He's a keeper" so just stop wasting your time and think of a different damn pun

41s and 31s comment go together perfectly if you read it differently...

My family would love u op

wth! why was it moderated?

People seem to get jealous when someone beats them to a top comment :(

20- if there's a rule that fml comments must be original please tell me. Of course I could have written something like "this gives explosive laughter a whole new meaning" but my brain wouldn't listen to me :(

sharing is caring isn't it?

and how many STDs do you have?

When he least suspects it. *evil laugh*

******** on his chest is also acceptable. It really brings couples together. That's what I've heard..

35- I lost count, but I can tell by the odour that it should be around 14

At least you won't have to be embarrassed when you do actually need to fart like most girls are.. it'll be old news.

Ya out her ass lol

^^ and so does your comment.

I think you mean and so is your comment Atleast when you insult someone do it right jeeshhh! ^

Hahahahahahahahaha XD

86- Lol that's exactly what I was thinking when I said that xD

haaaahahaaha its funny why ppl thumbed down ?!,, XD

what derp ?

That will just wipe out an entire nation

That was my first thought. What would happen? Would she run out of gas? Would she start farting blood? Would she implode?

i could see that happening actually :}

"Tickled"