By Embarrassed Swimmer - 11/12/2011 07:23 - Australia

Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
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FunnyGuy5051 7

before I realized where u lived I was like "who would swim in the cold"

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FunnyGuy5051 7

before I realized where u lived I was like "who would swim in the cold"

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KrazieKleo 13

Pretty sure there are indoor pools people go to.

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FunnyGuy5051 7

ohh, I misread it and thought op said (s)he went swimming at the beach

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zombicidal 11

I have never heard them called bathers and by the way Rad old escape the fate picture

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jacob4848 4

It's not the 80's anymore shave that Afro.

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death_dolphin24 0

I think it's sad how people reply to comment number one just to get their comment read by people because nobody wants to scroll through 3 pages to read someones comment.** ** does not apply if reply is related to #1s original comment Oh shit my comment dos not relate to #1's comment

nattynatters 14

Also... It's 90* and higher where op lives. Google man. Takes 2 seconds.

tweetbaby14 18

Pube fros get you all hot and bothered? Even though they could be housing crabs, bits of toilet paper and pantie/jean lint? You know what... That is sexy.

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Justforlolz 14

35- first of all, you need to be slapped across the face. Hard. The irony in your post is lethal. So what if people do it? I don't quite remember seeing a rule against it. And it's not like EVERYONE posts on 1st comment. So kindly take your pointless argument, and shove it up your ass. Idiot.

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nava1210 12

14- how in the hell do you get beach from anything in this FML

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death_dolphin24 0

111- sorry my brother and I basically share an account.

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2ndSucks 15

I like how stupid commenters always blame their siblings for their dumbass remarks.

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zaleh 23

the 80's have been fun :)

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CanWeMicrowaveIt 11

120, yeah so did I, till my girlfriend thought it'd be funny to go on my Facebook, google+, FML, TWI, And anything else that can have comments/posts and typed random crap xD. But I they are using them as an excuse, they can go dig a hole and die In it.

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cBlackout 13

14, we can still go to the beach in San Diego :)

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sabrinaFML 0

Ur an effin retard

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sabrinaFML 0

Im sayin this to 1

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sabrinaFML 0

Haha ur hilarious -_-

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pinkpolarbear 8

1, Escape The Fate FTW. My cousin is best friends with max an i got to meet him. Hella chill but sucks he is in rehab. Or at least was.

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FunnyGuy5051 7

231, that's awesome, I love them and been to one of there concerts

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beautyful_mess 0

Ummm duuuudde it's not cold rite now in australia

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Link5794 18

And you're not, so stop trying to be. You're just digging yourself deeper.

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oreobunbun 3

At first I thought that op meant white "people"

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cannibletaco 6

I know that his completely irrelevant, but your profile picture is absolutely adorable 70.

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FMLidiot 12

212: Of course it's relevant. It's a hairy pussy for god's sake.

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adamjohnson 5

I would guess so idk though I live in the USA

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NotDave 0

I'd assume so. Didn't know any country called them that, though....

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omarzrgz 3

White bikinis is the greatest invention ever :D but only if it's not that hairy down there

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flockz 19

it doesn't matter what color they are when they're on the bedroom floor.

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hayq 5

We also call our swim suits; swimmers, swimming costume, cozzies, togs, speedo's and swimming trunks along with bathers. :)

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vivienmoore 0

I absolutely love your profile picture! Doctor Who FTW!

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bamagrl410 31

Swimming costume? Haha that's kinda badass. I wish we called it that. Never heard the words cozzies or togs though. You learn something new every day.

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kimmy91 12

Hahaha it's so weird that we don't even realise that the words we use are slang. I thought everyone called them cozzies and swimmers lol.

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cocainewhore 30

In the uk we use the same as Australia then, haha

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Lea Basler 9

my irish boyfriend calls them togs as well so i started calling them that. before that i learned to call them ‘swimming trunks’ in english class where i grew up in switzerland.

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every1luvsboners 11

Tell him it's the new protective water-proof wool that keeps the chlorine out of your system.

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aceman1992 9

5- you're not doin much better yourself.

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cash_monkey72 9

In soviet Russia, comment thumb you up!

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chili_is_good 0

Well, it's something you and 1 have in common

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cutielilangel 8

Lol so many downvotes!

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DKParth13 5

38 thank you captain obvious !

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sabrinaFML 0

I agree 1 is an asshole

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newmandotcom 6

Why wouldn't you shave if you are putting bathers on?

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Steve95401 49

At least trim the pubes and thin out the forest.

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desireev 17

Lmao Maybe you should observe these things before you go swimming!! I would have died laughing if I'd seen that!!! Lmao

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tweetbaby14 18

Probably didn't notice they could be seen through because they weren't wet at the time?

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desireev 17

I'm a bitch?? Lmao for finding humor in the fact that someone didn't shave before going swimming? Let alone, in a WHITE swimsuit??? Ok!! Ya I'm the bitch!! Lmao

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desireev 17

That's a good one by the way! Bratty twat... Bet it felt good saying that!! Twat is a pretty gross word.. You should watch your mouth. It's not cute!!

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desireev 17

And that's why you shave before you go swimming!! No matter what color swimsuit you're wearing!!!

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ohmandapants 16

Maybe OP isn't used to being completely bare down there. I didn't realise that in order to wear a swimsuit, you have to be completely shaven. I'm sure there were no hairs poking out the sides. You don't always expect swimsuits to become see-through. I have a white bathing suit that isn't see-through. Don't be such a ****. Is **** better than twat? I think so.

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