By JellitonOctopus - 25/01/2012 04:51 - United States

Today, I received a package from an unknown address. Inside were doll heads and cigarette butts. FML
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azad_fml 0

This is a "wtf" situation

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kyarush 10

Next you'll receive a skin sombrero.. Be afraid

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Ozone1232 5

It puts the lotion on it's skin...

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hellbilly205 17

Well someone has a good sense of humor.

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gojira666 7

Its gotta be from that indonesian smoking baby....

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jellitonoctopus 19

26- or else it gets the hose again.

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linstar 13

Annnnnnnd you better hide yo husbands too.

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AceArctic 4

Toughened your nipples didn't it, OP?

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marinus_fml 19

At least not blow up dolls.. That's embarrassing!

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ClassyCommando 13

Imagine if it contained doll butts and cigarette heads! *horrified expression*

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5HT2A 5

12- lol I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought that

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cutiejessica5 3

I think they ment blow up sex dolls

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Pentium_4 27

that would actually make my day, that's hilarious

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TPSerigne 9

4 - Not all attention is good attention.

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hizzlebox 0

NiMaybe in your opinion it would be hilarious but personally that would freak me out.

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Jewnut 0

I should do things like this to freak out my enemies

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ThecomingofTan 9

Looks like someone sent you their Voodoo kit.

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pinkcrayola 0

Voodoo really isn't about that...I wish people would stop giving the religion a bad rep. :/

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Yourheadache 19

^ is someone having a bad day???? awwwwwweee kiss for you :*

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TheDrudgeChild 4

62 - An element of Haitian Voudun is creating poppets (dolls) or fetishes (symbols) to invoke a purpose, good or bad. Surprise, the term "voodoo doll" came about for a reason. So yes, a part of it IS about that.

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saksxalmo 20

#65, but that's like saying that some Catholics believe in exorcism, so all Christians must believe that any mental problem is the result of a spirit possession... Or that some Americans are fat, therefore all Americans must be fat... It's not actually true. Also, that kind of Haitian voodoo is NOT the norm. In fact, you could say that Haitian voodoo and Louisiana voodoo/Hoodoo are completely separate religions... I mean, some practitioners of Haitian voodoo also basically kidnap people and turn them into zombies, to the point where turning people into a zombie through voodoo is illegal (considered murder) in Haiti.

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saksxalmo 20

#65- Oh, also (this is from Wikipedia, so you can interpret it however you like): "The practice of sticking pins in dolls has history in folk magic, but its exact origins are unclear. How it became known as a method of cursing an individual by some followers of what has come to be called New Orleans Voodoo, but more appropriately Hoodoo (folk magic), is unknown. This practice is not unique to Voodoo or Hoodoo, however, and has as much basis in magical devices such as the poppet and the nkisi or bocio of West and Central Africa. These are in fact power objects, what in Haiti is called pwen, rather than magical surrogates for an intended target of sorcery whether for boon or for bane. Such Voodoo dolls are not a feature of Haitian religion, although dolls intended for tourists may be found in the Iron Market in Port-au-Prince. The practice became closely associated with the Vodou religions in the public mind through the vehicle of horror movies and popular novels." So the whole voodoo doll thing doesn't sound very legitimate... do you have any sources to back up what you said? By the way, this is honest curiosity, I'm not trying to be mean. :) And I still found #8's comment funny, but #62 was technically right. :D

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Yourheadache 19

#104 and #109, Im to lazy to read all that, you could just share a link... oo wait never mind.

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Southpaw7391 3

Slightly, I'm hoping the OP called the police

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marzipanimal 15

*Says sarcastically* that's not weird at all..

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chubby_choco 17

And by 'a bit,' you mean, 'a whole ******* lot,' right?

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DalPozzo13 10

Lock your doors and shut your blinds

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ICATiger 13

His climbin' up yo windows. Snachin' yo people up.

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ClassyCommando 13

He's climbin' in yo windows, he's snatchin' yo Barbies up!

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ClassyCommando 13

Holy Shit! Look at that, great minds think alike.

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wittygirl 8

hide your kids hide your wife and hide your husbands cuz they're rapin errbody out here

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