Got talent?

By sorrygrandma - 01/02/2012 03:34 - United States

Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML
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nuke0013 7

Brings a new meaning to "knock am dead"

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nuke0013 7

Brings a new meaning to "knock am dead"

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Rei_Ayanami 18

Took the words straight from my mouth! OP, you can't help it. I only hope it was a calm, quiet death. Not one of those screaming, chest grabbing, scene making deaths.

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LookOnBrightSide 12

10-That's how I feel after listening to Dub Step. You feel as though you're having a seizure. OP, look on the bright side, at least she passed on listening to your beautiful music.

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YakuzaxGeneralz 9

10. Your comment made me laugh uncontrollably. I just pictured exactly what you described.

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iliketofu 6

she was so overwhelmed by your talent that she dropped dead?

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zakkyzebra 11

She was an attention ***** >_>!!!

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KittySaysMoo 6

She DIED. I'd rather have an interrupted solo then be dead. O.o

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thesunsetglow_fml 8

She has the voice of an angel?!

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JMTS 0

105 - He didn't kiss her...

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Manganimegrl 16

It must've been a **puts on sunglasses** drop-dead beautiful performance.

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ninjacapo 2

It must have been beautiful haha heart stoppingly beautiful

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Achan_fml 5

It must have been to die for. Heh lame puns shall be lame.

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markrs 0

She thought the music was her requiem and your voice was taking her higher

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Superstitious 6

"...and she's buying a Stairway To Heaven..."

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SoSickWithIt 14

Well, think of it this way, you're in choir, and you have a solo, you must have a beautiful voice, at least the last few sounds to grace that woman's ears were the sounds of you signing to a crowd full of people whose eyes were strictly and only on you. It's a bad situation, but hey, gotta' look on the bright side.

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ImInYourFACEbook 8

Or maybe OP was singing some Justin Bieber, that usually knocks em' dead.

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Link5794 18

We're going to Hell, aren't we?

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DrMime 10

Brings new meaning to the term "killer vocals".

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TheDrudgeChild 4

I've heard that term plenty of times at rock concerts, you all are listening to the wrong type of music if it doesn't have killer vocals.

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domking1315 20

Yup. Its definetly us and not you or anything

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faithlee 13

Maybe your voice was so heavenly. She decided it was ok to go? Haha.

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manatees_r_epic 0

I'm knock-knock-knockin' on Heaven's door...

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drawmesunshine 17

Your voice put her in such a peaceful state that she just passed on, OP. Take it as a compliment (:

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randomnameflob 0

I wouldn't be complimented if someone decided death is better than listening to me sing.

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guitarbeast 22

Well at least she passed to some nice music… or you're voice made her not want to live anymore Either way FYL

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nublets 12

Did you finish the solo?

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Mister_Triangle 21

Would have been unfair to the living audience members if she didn't.

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bdubbstheman 5

She died to your shitty vocals? Bummer. Dweeeeeeep!!!

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DrMime 10

Or you can take your dogs outside while the choir performs its musical lobotomy on the poor unsuspecting public.

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