By JohhnyKeroscene - 01/02/2012 12:21 - United States

Today, while helping my mom to cook, I was reminded that when the fire alarm goes off in our house, dinner is ready. FML
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rocker_chick105 31

OP's friend: THE FIRE ALARM IS GOING OFF! OP: Oh, dinners done!

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juanaranda1015 4

Maybe someone in your family should take cooking classes? Doesn't hurt to try. Better luck next time OP.

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juanaranda1015 4

Maybe someone in your family should take cooking classes? Doesn't hurt to try. Better luck next time OP.

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thatgirlinoregon 21

Carefully following the recipe in a cookbook should be enough to prevent charred food. Good lord.

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rocker_chick105 31

OP's friend: THE FIRE ALARM IS GOING OFF! OP: Oh, dinners done!

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thatgirlinoregon 21

Note to OP's family- that shrieking device on the wall is NOT a timer.

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I_Punch_Babies 7

I think the food is ready before that particular buzzer goes off

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Blacksxe 1

Well seeing how the food is probably burnt... Did you order Chinese?

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KiddNYC1O 20

That's an insult to ma.

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Dinner must be delicious.

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DrMime 10

My mom's cooking is even worse, some of her ingredients weren't even street legal! Ever wonder how a mime gets his pale complexion or supernatural abilities?

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degrassieclare 5

I was thinking face paint and practice? Considering the fact that mimes aren't super humans and are just good entertainers and illusionists.

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mpsteve137 15

You should go a little lighter on the fire mam

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EvilTwerp 12

If the fire alarm went off because of water burning, then someone needs to stay out of the kitchen. (Yes, I do realize that water can't be burnt, or at least to my knowledge)

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tylersign 11

That could prove pretty useful. Also, the wording of this FML was pretty bad.. Just saying.

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perdix 29

I'm sure your neighbors are delighted with the noise and the stench. Lot of bricks coming through your windows? YDI.

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Just_ol_Kole 0

I love a good bridge between comments, kinda like the bridge your neighbors built across their yard in order to get close enough to accurately heave bricks through your windows in their act of disapproval.

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WCARlover 34

"I got to be reminded" is really weird wording...but if you were helping her couldn't you have prevented it just as well as she could've?

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lizzypooh36 18

that's how we know when my mom is done cooking! we call her smokey lol

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