By Anonymous - 09/02/2012 21:42 - United States

Today, while sitting on the toilet, I noticed there was no toilet paper left, so I dug through my purse to use my one and only pad as a substitute. It clogged the toilet, and I started my period ten minutes later. FML
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SugarCrazy 14

Why would you even try to flush it?...That's just common sense.

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Petronix 5

Glad i'm not the only unfortunate soul around here to have seen that. I definitely wondered into a strange part of youtube that night.

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AceArctic 4

How did I know I was going to see that comment?

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evilscorpi 29

trust us females if there was a flushable pad we would spend money on it.

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SecretMe00 5

I've seen it too 20!

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LolFMLnot 10

Wtf, as a female u should've known that , but you probably had one of those stupid moments. FYL OP.

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ohxdamnxkay02 12

pads suck ass :/ ..they make you feel like you have a diaper on or something lolol.

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Phil135 4

*Looks down to appreciate penis* Life's good...

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BradleysMommie 0

I totally agree!(:

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SugarCrazy 14

Why would you even try to flush it?...That's just common sense.

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Commander223 9

Maybe she doesn't want a tampon with shit on it in her purse.

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SugarCrazy 14

25- It wasn't a tampon...And there's this thing called a garbage, maybe you haven't heard of it....

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Commander223 9

I haven't. Enlighten me on what you call garbage

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lebronesque73091 12

I'm a guy and know not to do that. Totally your fault.

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DocBastard 38

Commander, you're just making it worse for yourself. Accept your bad comment and move on.

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NerdsWillRule 3

There are flush able pads. Even I know that and I'm a guy.

bri5083 9

I've never seen a flushable pad in my life.

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Sumo69 9

That was comedy that was pretty funny.

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Pinkfl0yd 9

SugarCrazy, I think you're crazy... Crazy awesome! Let the thumb downs begin!

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GovernorGeneral 8

77 i think it was or she wouldnt have taken her purse ...or she wouldve had more pads if it was her home xD

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jmayinc 3

If it was a public restroom...dont they normally have those little trash cans specifically for feminine products n such?

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kelissa_fml 16

And in the bathrooms don't they sell pads for like $.50?

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nicoleclark 0

52- You look like ******* snookie. Go scrub some layers of make up off..

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lishy1311 0

Everyone knows pads don't get flushed ..

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girl112891 7

I agree. It's an unspoken knowlege us girls usually have. My first thought was "WHY would you try to flush a pad?!" FYI this is a great reason to keep little packs of kleenex in your purse. I come across packs of four to six for 99 cents at the 99 cent store!

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Felix_Felicis15 8

OP, I'm terribly sorry to say this, but honestly, that was a retarded move. Unless you're twelve years old and you don't know better, then YDI...

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MrsYummy42198 0

YDI I'm 13 and even I know that you don't flush pads.... The nerve of some people

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Jrt55 3

That sucks look at what you're trying to eat

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hellbilly205 17

I think he meant to reply to the plastic apple FML...

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ALpein 0

Today, I responded to the wrong FML and looked a fool. FML

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AceArctic 4

No no no! He obviously meant that comment for this FML! Think about it...

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TourettesGuyFTW 25

3- that sucks. look at what you're trying to respond to.

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P_to_the_AM 9

Guys! Take it easy on 3! He's obviously an idiot. Number 3, sweetie, listen. There is no diet whatsoever that will make you stop pooping. So take that comment back!

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LianLover 0

Umm… pretty sure that you commented on the wrong fml :)

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kamikrazy 6

Running out of toilet paper sucks. But ydi for throwing your pad down the toilet.

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McLovinBearJew 0

Wow and only one wipe.. you were dirty in all sorts of places! Time to dash across the house with your pants down

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marinus_fml 19

I'm not sure, but I would tend to believe she wasn't at home. Who in their right mind would take their purse into the bathroom with them when they're at home?

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McLovinBearJew 0

True.. so I guess then it's time to wait until everyone has left the bathroom and try and dash out into the next stall

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Me_You_Us 7

I dont think its a good idea.. Do that and the door suddendly opens... Tht would definetly happen to someon tht unlucky

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desireev 17

I take my purse to the bathroom! But that would probably be because I have a 10-year-old stepson who has very sticky fingers...

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desireev 17

Yes. I'm married to a 30-year-old man. I've been with him for a while. Is it a crime?! Am I not allowed to marry a 30-year-old man? Or is he not allowed to have a 10-year-old son?

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SaMmIMonster96 6

111- Hunny you do whatever makes you happy.. No matter what other douche faces have to say.. :)

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shanemaximo 7

Hindsight is always 20-20. And a little piss washes out of your undies easier than blood.

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rattusrattus 18

That's one of my mottos. Although most public loos have £1-for-3 tampon/pad/condom machines, in my experience. And most women's bogs have bins for sanitary products too.

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lol_ironic_life 9

Agreed #10, but what if she went #2? :) I think that could also be why she also tried flushing the pad instead of throwing it away. Since who's going walk out to throw a poo pad in the trash? I feel bad for the OP :(

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jacev 7

I would get that fixed ASAP or you're in for a messy week...

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