^Wtf? Haha.

1-First world problem if there ever was one. I'm not sure dreaming about coffee makers is such a bad thing. A strange fetish, but we all have one or two of those. OP, if I were you, I'd embrace the dream. Luckily, Sigmund Freud isn't analyzing your dreams for further meaning. Inception, anyone?

Was "Sexy and I know it" playing in the background?

God that's some good cream...

Was it named Mr. Coffee?

Cocaine is a helluva drug!

Make yourself a cockuchino ;)

that's not even bad. I dream about making lattes and steamers at Starbucks close to every night

Ya he probably woke up and his sheets were wet

Sounds like a literal wet dream. Romanticizing about the coffee machine again, eh? Well, it did look very nice today.

If you have too much caffeine you might crappaccino in your pants!

Dammit, 33. Right when things were just starting to get steamy.

You sir, are a genius

There is absolutely nothing wrong with it:)

Calm their **** and deep throat a cactus?! Ahahahaha!

I had a dream that zoo full of animals attacked me and I flew away with some green alien, mutant. I know. I don't understand either.

That somehow made me laugh xD

I had a dream that I raped a giant African man's corpse. I also had a dream that grey mouse/humans were attacking the city eating humans like kids trick-or-treating and to stop them you had to throw water on them. No sugar for me before bed anymore!

I had a dream I was reading terrible FML responses.

(I don't think that was a dream!)

I had a dream I was the coolest person on FML. Oh wait... ;)

I had a dream that a rabbi told me to go to hell. Lol I'm not Jewish either

I had a dream of 100s of wasps were attacking yet it still hurt like a bitch like I felt every little thing which was weird O_o?

Damn! I wish I always had good dreams. Every time I'm in a good dream, I wake up at the best part. But not for my bad dreams- no not me, I'm stuck in hell... This is random but does anyone else have problems sleeping deep when you need to, but when it comes time for you to wake up, you sleep your hardest/best? That's annoying as all get out.

My dreams are exactly the same except take out the hot chicks, add the sexy guys, and I'm in heaven or rather apocalyptic heaven. :)

why would you kill hot chicks. I mean, weird

Always have zombie dreams, think it's my way of planning for the future.

Sometimes I just black out and it sucks bcuz then I don't feel like I got any sleep :P

McDonald's beeps are the worst thing to dream, ever. I wasted 2 years of my life at that place.

McDonalds beeps? F your life!

During the holiday season I always have the hardest time falling asleep because I keep feeling like there are customers who need help still and I'm falling asleep while at work.

Another horrible dream is all the beeps and alarms at subway!!! I've only been there a month but I'm already having nightmares. It's awful

But subways delicious :))

You just put the worst images in my head. Gross!

I always have wet dreams of cappuccino machines. Don't see anything wrong with it...

You mean 'Frapé frapé frapé'??

Doesn't matter if it's an inanimate object, true love conquers all!

Well I'm satisfied hehehe ^_^