By Tanner - 07/04/2012 02:26 - United States - Salem

Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML
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FatelBlade 8

Seems like you're in quite the sticky situation.

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zingline89 18

Guess your wife was really fed up with you constantly wetting the bed.

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RaquelW 7

but last in the game of life, I'm afraid.

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thejewishfuhrer 17

I hate first comments like yours.

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periwinkle95 10

How the hell does someone not notice stuff like that? Oh, and #1, you just wasted a perfectly good spot for the first comment.

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DontClickOnMe 28

Must've had a wild night.

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TheElderTROLLZ 15

Your profile pic is... disturbing.

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DuffleBagHero 4

I clicked on you.. & it took way to long to actually click on the FML to comment so I just thought you'd be perfect to comment on. Anyways I forgot what I was going to say... But Happy Pooping !

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aleclikestacos 8

34- his profile pic is incredibly sexxxy actually.

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BABYPUNCHINGGUY 0

Well OP semen can be quite sticky if left out to dry.

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D37H100 5

Last Friday night...

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BTSfanatic 0

I accidentally thumbed you up . But do not be mistaken . Your comment is just as dumb as the once you commented on .

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KeyboardWarrior 10

I'm sorry, your failed punctuation (spaced out periods, lack of commas) and bad spelling nearly made me laugh out loud.

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HairyPunisher 27

Womp Womp WOMP

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ryry013 6

Already said. Please come again

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kellandj2019 7

How does #6, barely different from #3, get -26 thumbs while the other gets 112? Please explain.

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omarzrgz 3

Or a totally awesome one

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loufol22 5

I do not like your profile picture.........

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HeartOfLead 24

Did the guy with the two bottles of vodka tucked in to his bed get scared when he saw you in his bathroom?

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lol70720 5

lol what the hell were you doing last night?

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DarkHelmet 10

Obviously a party AANNNDDD we know who the first one to pass out was

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trollfaced 2

I was masturbating on a toilet that had super glue on it, I'm now walking around with a toilet seat on my ass

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MackenzieWells 0

51, Really? I usually don't put super glue on my toilets..

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Vert90 11

Not what, but WHO? And, did anyone else think of Smosh's facebook video?

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zingline89 18

Guess your wife was really fed up with you constantly wetting the bed.

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UsernameInCanada 7

It might suck now, but if you eventually remember what hapenned yesterday you'll feel awesome! So just stick with it for now

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