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We're you lying? LOL learn proper English.. It's were you lying. We're means we are
Bring some friends over, show her she's wrong :)
Yeah i just took autocorrect off my phone and my ipod. It just pisses me off
12- Grammar nazi attemp: Fail.
The friends are real! Their names are Bloo, Wilt, Eduardo, Coco, and Cheese. ...someone please tell me I'm not the only one who remembers that show.
I like autocorrect. I don't have to type the whole word so I can spend more time being lazy.
12- 'lol' is not proper english.
48- I remember!!!
We are you lying to her? Wtf
Why don't you read the rest of the responses and realise he said 'iPhone'?
48 Fortunately no... I used to love that show. Didn't like cheese very much....
48 they will all be dearly missed
#60 They have already established that. I would like to suggest reading the comments under the original commenter.
1- Is that you Cal Chuchesta?
shit just got real.
Or imaginary, see what I did there?
lol! yes, I do. well played.
OP only has one eye.
You don't say "dead in the eyes", stop trying to be a smartass.
Op didn't say he/she had friends. He/she just said they were hanging with some friends. Op could have been hanging with somebody else's friends. Which is kind of creepy now that I think about it.
That must be quite a bad feeling you have then..
That's probably why it's posted in fmylife.com
Holy shit you have one eye?
Just a common way of wording things with body parts. Ex." I took an arrow in the knee. "
Note to self: be more obvious when quoting Cyanide and Happiness. BIBLE, 1 Corinthians 10:13
Aww :( I'm so sorry about that. You have an extremely rude mother! Well I hope you explained the story to her, and she apologized. Have fun with your friends! :)
"No, no, I am. Their names are Herp, Nota Realname, and Topsy Kretts!" But seriously, OP, that sucks. Try bringing them round the house to prove they're real.
I really, REALLY hope "Topsy Kretts" was a Number 23 reference. But yeah, sorry OP. That does stink.
Nice profile pic shirt
That's what I always told my mom when I "really" was hanging out with a guy I knew she wouldn't approve of instead. Parents are smart now a days because they know what lies they told their parents to get away with murder. If you weren't lying, then just say so without blinking.(:
She sounds nice
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iPhone...
shit just got real.