By Ohwhy - 27/10/2012 11:53 - United Kingdom - Liverpool

Today, as I waited to fly home, a very attractive woman smiled and gestured towards the seat next to me. However, a hyperactive child and his mother barged past into said empty seats. The woman really hit it off with the guy behind, while I was stuck listening to a kid scream at Angry Birds. FML
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Pleonasm 35

Ouch FYL OP, cockblocked by a bird-flinging kid!

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EnterSandman_fml 20

Damn, this is like a double FML. Losing the girl, getting stuck listening to whiny children. It could've been worse though, there could've been a snoring fat man with horrendous BO in the seat in front of you.

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Pleonasm 35

Ouch FYL OP, cockblocked by a bird-flinging kid!

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Feared 9

It's OP's fault though. How hard is it to say "sorry, this seat is saved for my friend."?

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DKParth13 5

Hey at least she wanted to sit beside you.... I get lucky enough if someone sat 10 seats down from me~forever alone

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gc327072 30

19/ but then the cute girl could've looked at him like "dafuq?!" and walked off, thus still making an FML.

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Pleonasm 35

Well it looks like... ( Puts on sunglasses) she became a no-fly zone! YEAAAAAAAAA

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CaptainSaveAHoe 11

I am not entirely sure why, but your picture is oddly fitting for this comment.

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Feared 9

21- that's why you wink at the girl after to let her know what's up.

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Shelta957 13

I wouldn't blame the kid, that game is hard!

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fylx100 19

The pigs are always like "Oh. So you want to destroy me and you only have one bird left? Let me take every block that collapses on top of me then and not die but get left severely injured to where I need one more little hit." Yeah, I stopped playing that game.

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Unibear 1

Those birds cant fly. They have no wings. Think of it as throwing really fat rock..

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cosmosis 12

Top thinking... Yell at someone elses kid in a public place. Good job Squire. Gold star for stupidity.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Settle down, Brian Griffin. Wahh!

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Lennes 12

Are some people just entirely without manners?

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Pleonasm 35

Tell him that that kind of stuff doesn't fly by you.

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Accuraxy 10

^ Or land a punch on him. Lol I tried:p

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Church_Vii 4

You could always fling a bird at his face and hit on his mother.

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graffitied_love 20

At least it was a well kept child. What if he picked his nose and ate it the whole time? It can always be worse OP

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Tezoma 28

At least he'd be quiet, if that were the case.

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chellyX92 8

I rather a boogie eating kid than screaming hyper active kid any day to deal with. You help looking at them its hard to ignore their screaming.

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EnterSandman_fml 20

Damn, this is like a double FML. Losing the girl, getting stuck listening to whiny children. It could've been worse though, there could've been a snoring fat man with horrendous BO in the seat in front of you.

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U_GotitDude 18

Man that sucks. Sorry OP :(

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LoveGuru69 0

you couldve spent some time with her in the bathroom

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Tezoma 28

The tiny bathroom barely big enough for one person?

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KiddNYC1O 20

9 is only suggesting mile-high club.

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SkoomaKi 27

#13 - It worked on "Snakes on a plane" ;)

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Tezoma 28

63, Everything works in fiction movies.

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dead247 13

That was fiction!? Oh thank goodness. I may finally sleep well, after six long years of horrible nightmares and medication.

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gree_fml 11

You ever encounter an attractive person that asks you to sit next to them, you FIGHT for that spot!

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