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You are the worst type of person.
Get a restraining order on that crazy bitch. :/ you shouldn't have to put up with that shit.
Start writing EVERYTHING down. Shouldn't take long at the rate she's going.
I would assume filing a false police report is illegal in pretty much every civilized county.
#23 how is false she's harassing them and she's probably only begun to start.
#27 is correct.
Maybe she's jealous because she thinks you and her ex-boyfriend are doing a little more than sleeping... (;
Wow, you DID find out! Cheese for everyone!!
Of course she wouldn't want that happening. She must be keeping a watchful eye (and ear) on the both of them to make sure they don't fool around. Typical home-wrecking ex.
I'd have extremely loud, passionate sex. Give that Crazy bitch something to actually listen to, say his name and everything!
Ah, that sucks! Either ignore her or get even. She's obviously jealous of you.
Might as well make it all worth it!!
Complain to your apartment management. You shouldn't let her get away with this. At the least, it is harassment.
Gotta get your money's worth
Your money's worth of what?
I'm pretty sure making a false statement to the police is illegal in all countries, not just Canada
That sounds like something I would come up with if put in OP's situation lolz XD
Poop on her door mat.
This would probably solve all conflicts.
I'm no forensic scientist but if anyone bothered to investigate who that phantom shitter was couldn't they trace your DNA or something from your poop? Lol
Hahahaha thank you for making my day
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Get a restraining order on that crazy bitch. :/ you shouldn't have to put up with that shit.
Maybe she's jealous because she thinks you and her ex-boyfriend are doing a little more than sleeping... (;