what!? ^

At least ur a man

It was a reference to the slap ass video by key & peele, I was hoping a few people might get it

Hope has no power here.

i agree. it doesnt matter what gender a person is, no one has any right to put their hands on anyone, especially if you dont know them. and then hes going to get mad. his fault. what a creep.

I got the reference, it was a good one!

Should have said. "no this is sexual harassment and I don't have to take it

That's right, trick him further!

Butt fighting is wrong

Regular fighting, on the other hand, is perfectly okay.

Two wrongs don't make a right.

#95: But three lefts do.

four make it square

@ #95 But it makes it even.

Or atleast donkey kicked him...

I say good on OP, how many women does this happen to a day who wouldn't defend themself?

I don't think OP actually defended himself....he just IS a guy.

Like a black belt / boxer? (Me :L)

Yeah..... I have a few friends female and male that would have dropped him on the spot for that. The females might have castrated him on top of it.

#48 Now, now superman. Steady on.

Pfft, who needs Super Man when you've shook hands with Chuck Norris?

Yeah I suffer from that disorder known as chick butt apparently from what people tell me. I don't know how good that is though.

You should never tell someone to take harassment as a compliment.

I was just trying to make better of the situation. I have had that happen to me before.

But it often is a compliment. if a douchebag is trying to get with me and keeps touching me or whatever I hate him with every inch of my soul and do whatever i can to get him to leave me alone, however I'm aware it's because he thinks I'm attractive and of course it's flattering. I don't think an ass slap is really a compliment though, it's more of a guys way to "put her in her place" and they tend to pick chick's who they think would be easy.

What the heck? No, harassing someone isn't a complement, it's harassment.

or in OP's case himself.

Themselves*. No one deserves to be in that situation, male or female

Yes, but in the guy's mind it was "herself", since he thought OP was a girl.

Exactly, 128. And he likely treats women with disrespect because he thinks a woman wouldn't be able to beat him up.

haha! I wish I could give this comment 2 thumbs up!

don't we all

Should have also walked up and kissed him on the cheek

Hmm #7 but that may have resulted in the op being assaulted further :/

You should said let's hang out sometime like a popular girl.

How badly did you **** him up?

She slapped his ass back. With his own severed limbs.

#34, your profile picture just discribes the guys reaction as all of it unfolds! Lol

I can understand if a guy slaps his girlfriend's ass as a joke

I've slapped a friend of mine's ass... But she never felt any issue punching me so I figure it's fair

Since you brought in the American hyperbole, I'm going to run with it and suggest that OP should be careful as his misrepresenting ass was too fine and the pig may sue him for that. Causing undue stress and making him be gay.

I love assumptions.

Hahah darn "Americans" love it! See we are not all bad, we can make fun of ourselves!