Miscellaneous: Today, I kept hearing a child creepily giggling in my living...

By Anonymous - 29/04/2015 17:42 - United States - Schaumburg

Today, I kept hearing a child creepily giggling in my living room. I couldn't sleep and got so scared that I started considering hiring an exorcist. Long story short: be careful if you have Bluetooth speakers, because your dickhead neighbor might hack them and start fucking with you. FML

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By Spawn_of_Satan - 27/03/2009 15:18 - Hong Kong

Today, whilst my parents and I were out, my older brother thought it would be funny to play porn on my computer. At full volume. With my window wide open. Now my next-door neighbors tell their kids I'm a spawn of Satan, and the weird guy from across the street winks at me. FML

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Who goes there?

By Anonymous - 09/01/2021 23:01

Today, I live in a studio and I can hear really weird noises coming from my neighbours, my walls, my floor and even inside, without knowing what did fall/scratch/move. I seriously wonder if someone lives hidden in the walls. I don't know if I should call the cops, a psychiatrist or an exorcist. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 02:06 - Canada

Today, I was visiting my friend's new house and he was showing me around. I saw a small door in the wall and decided to open it. When I opened it, his daughter was hiding in there and screamed to scare me. Now I know my scream is more high pitched than his daughter's. I'm a 37 year old male. FML

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By Nell - 30/06/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML

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Boom boom boom

By Anonymous - 24/03/2023 16:00 - Australia

Today, I finally had some alone time to relax and watch a movie. As soon as I pressed play, my neighbor started blasting their music so loud I could feel the bass in my chest. I tried calling the landlord, but they didn't answer. I ended up watching the movie with subtitles while listening to my neighbor's music. FML

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Working from home, the pros and cons

By Anonymous - 01/09/2023 08:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I was WFH on a video call with my team when my toddler barged into the room. As I tried to calmly guide her out, she managed to turn my Bluetooth speaker on, which started blasting "Baby Shark" to my entire team. They now have a new nickname for me. FML

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Noise annoys

By boom boom boom - 06/06/2022 01:00 - United States

Today, my neighbor got a ridiculous surround sound system that sounds like Jurassic fucking Park come to life. My walls are literally shaking. I tried asking nicely for them to turn it down. They told me to fuck off, and that if I call the cops with a noise complaint, well… they know where I live. FML

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By fineillpissthebedthen - 07/02/2013 22:56 - Denmark - ?lborg

Today, my downstairs neighbours screamed at me for making so much noise that I woke their children up and made them cry. The noise was the sound of a loose floorboard shifting as I crept to my bathroom, and again on my way back to bed. They've sworn to get me evicted. FML

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Sort yourselves out

By Anonymous - 01/07/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML

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Hilarious

By Anonymous - 21/10/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, its been three weeks since my boyfriend's "hilarious prank" went off. He hid a Bluetooth speaker in my son's room and played a scary clown laugh at 2am. Now my son won't even enter his room, much less sleep in it. My boyfriend had better learn to love sleeping on the sofa. FML

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XxNekoLovexX 26

Thursday 30 April 2015 0:44

Asshole neighbor strikes once more.

Acacia21 23

Thursday 30 April 2015 0:45

Really creepy of your neighbor. Hopefully they don't do it again. FYL

Comments

XxNekoLovexX 26

Thursday 30 April 2015 0:44

Asshole neighbor strikes once more.

CODplayer4lyfe 24

Thursday 30 April 2015 1:33

I've heard stories about people hacking into baby monitors and doing creepy shit, scaring the hell out of the baby and the parents. There are some ****** up people in this world.

incoherentrmblr 21

Thursday 30 April 2015 2:23

That's if the monitor is connected to the Internet. I heard that story too. People from Europe were watching monitors. Makes someone think twice about installing a security system. As for the Bluetooth speakers, usually the pin code is the same or it can be easily linked to if close enough...

SlimDanny 15

Thursday 30 April 2015 5:24

I can only imagine the horror.

Ewexz 17

Thursday 30 April 2015 0:44

Ha! I would be scared shitless!

TheBelt 19

Thursday 30 April 2015 2:22

What if you didn't have shit to begin with?

DoomSkuller 28

Thursday 30 April 2015 3:39

Then she'll be scared shitful

itsjustsofunny 17

Thursday 30 April 2015 0:44

He was just kidding around

BillMurray_fml 12

Thursday 30 April 2015 1:12

I appreciate what you did here. Shame that others didn't.

funsizedliz 16

Thursday 30 April 2015 1:25

A bitch 'bout to die tho.

Swandive235 27

Thursday 30 April 2015 4:49

No, no I wasn't.

AlchemistEd 12

Thursday 30 April 2015 6:45

agreed, if someone did that to me I'd be a) impressed that they bothered/did it and b) probably buy them a beer as it'd be hilarious ?

johnceeeenaaaaa 5

Saturday 6 February 2016 12:57

was that a pun???

Mama4ddk 15

Friday 8 April 2016 1:50

What brands of bluetooth speakers were those? I got a little brother I owe for all the BS he put me through while he was growing up. I'm ten years older than he is. I'm sorry that your neighbor was messing with you but you just gave me an amazing idea to work with.

Acacia21 23

Thursday 30 April 2015 0:45

Really creepy of your neighbor. Hopefully they don't do it again. FYL

theTravinator 21

Thursday 30 April 2015 1:16

I'd say OP should create a more elaborate prank- complete with fake blood, fog, and a ****** up satanic doll operated by an RC and chase them around the house. Or ya know... Do nothing and not get arrested for breaking and entering, but that's boring

FlyingLeumer 19

Thursday 30 April 2015 0:45

It's good that you found out the truth before you got the priest there. However, could you not hear it specifically coming from where your speakers were?

PePziNL 20

Thursday 30 April 2015 3:27

Why are you being downvoted, I was thinking exactly the same thing...

FlyingLeumer 19

Thursday 30 April 2015 4:36

Dunno! It happens on FML occasionally. you've just gotta let it happen.

riahlum 12

Thursday 30 April 2015 5:09

Would you go into the room to investigate if you heard that?

thisguy22 33

Thursday 30 April 2015 14:07

Yes. Wouldn't everyone?

HolyCrepe 10

Saturday 2 May 2015 6:37

Only if you don't love yourself would you ever go investigate creepy noises.

Ajwc95 23

Saturday 2 May 2015 8:16

Sorry 117 I accidentally thumbed you down

Fx13mz 7

Thursday 30 April 2015 0:45

Wow, your neighbor sure must be quite a "hacker" to be able to connect his phone to your speakers.

ItsDutch 16

Thursday 30 April 2015 1:42

Just like all these amazing "hackers" who "hack" people's facebooks.

FMLusername969 21

Thursday 30 April 2015 6:33

Its actually super easy to connect to a bluetooth speaker. You simply turn on bluetooth from whatever device your using and OPs speaker would pop up in a list (as long as speaker is turned "on". Then hacker would hit connect. Done.