Also Brain Bleach wouldn't hurt.

Yup, it's certainly just unfortunate. From one point of view, I feel like OP slightly deserved it, because it was a bit careless to not take the two seconds necessary to memorize the room number. In my experience, it's not all that unusual to see hotel doors propped open, so I wouldn't count on using that as a sign to locate my room. Still not a YDI from me though, because it was such a strange situation. OP, I hope they were not angry or indignant towards you!

#6 I would imagine drinking bleach would hurt

You have a very unusual definition of cute.

Lmfao Sarcasm mate

It's better than a sex scene.

It's like you didn't even read it.

Housekeeping, I stay and watch? I clean?

A room service worker without a uniform on? Sounds like how a lot of..."movies" start if you know what I mean.

Not quite sure how this would pertain to hotel rooms being gross..

Naked hairy people in it?

Or in general staying in a room where an untold amount of people have had sex on any given surface.

#22 That's pretty much what being into a world that has had billions of horny humans on it for tens of thousands of years is like.

#15 - Don't visit planet of the apes, those guys have us looking like naked mole rats.

one who wonders why**

Because the third person said that they'll be right bacl

I just pictured the third naked person wandering, hopelessly lost, around the hotel.

Maybe that third person walked into op's room...

@11 The fact that they are hairy would be irrelevant to that FML. Also, that makes them seem like idiots. Who doesn't notice the door being wedged open?

Hairy is important. Hairy is always important. and who said they were idgits? Forgetful and dumb do not share cabs all the time.