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Show it anywayApparently, you guys have a lot in common. *wink wink nudge nudge*
Why is this an fml? A lot of kids are accidents, doesn't mean you are loved any less and not being good at parenting is common for a first born because you learn as you go along, at least I'm assuming you were a first born
You should MOOve out then!
Lol I don't think moving out would change the fact that he was an accident.
I was an accident too, as was my first kid, and so are probably half the firstborn children on this planet. But, as my father put it: "Unplanned, not unwelcomed." Sometimes you just don't plan what you later realize was the best possible timing.
I can just imagine that image... FYL
Honestly, if thats the worst example of parenting he has he probably did a great job overall.
I don't know why you're getting downvotes.... I mean shit... at least he didn't wind the op's head up in a car window like my mom did to me when I was younger. I guess that's what I get for being stupid while she's trying to focus on the road though lol
That's udderly hilarious.
Seems that even at 2, you couldn't resist... them xD
I kinda hoped you died plus I was too lazy to stop you so yeah you were a disappointment what else is new
At least you know he won't lie to you
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That's udderly hilarious.
At least you know he won't lie to you