By cookie_lover_xx - 15/10/2015 06:24 - United States - Chandler

Today, my mom ended up having a midlife crisis. She decided it was finally time to get those tight leather pants that she has always wanted, and is now planning on putting a stripper pole in her room. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 567
You deserved it 2 054
Winter: Snow and Funny News
Snuggle up and laugh with our winter stories, where snow isn't the only thing sliding around! More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

Comments

CrassKal 27

Yeah. It can be good exercise, as well as good for the parents relationship (assuming there is one). Just make sure the pole is put in securely.

17 14
doodlecloud 26

I ferl kind of bad for her if they really are what she's "always wanted". It's taken her this long to finally do what she wants, so definitely let her do it. At least she's not rediscovering herself at like 70+.

20 3
gamermonster 34

@20 I have no clue why you are getting downvoted

6 2
DoomedGemini 37

Considering the usual midlife crisis happens by spending the child's college fund or something to that effect.. I really don't see this as that bad. Unless she's planning on giving your friends a show or something.

16 2
okokalright 15

She should be able to do whatever she wants... As long as she closes the door. I wouldn't want to witness that

11 2
bwinski 19

There needs to be an intervention for Arizona in general. We've had some messed up FMLs in the last week. Its giving us a bad rep...

5 1
teentee401 36

Well I guess you should start changing those twenties into ones.

9 21
SmittyJA24 26

Ones? I haven't been to a stripper bar since my oldest son reached his 21st birthday over 10 years ago & the minimum then was $5. It must be $10 by now.

11 4
Kiernan151 25

@15 Pretty sure you're not required to throw koney at the strippers, so ones shoild still work.

10 2
kendalbear 16

What the hell dude, obviously you're required to pay the women.

0 13
SneakySlayer 15

So how does a preschool teacher know this

3 7
UH60 26

Are all 5 of you not taken aback by the idea of throwing money of any amount at your stripping mother?

10 0
DeathofCareBear 21

Ask her if you can take stripping lesson together.

30 8
JohnnyKade 25

Encourage the dreams of others, my friend.

39 3
potatoe_barf 13

What if op is in high school or something, what do you expect them to do then?

8 4
aruden 25

Put headphones in watch a movie or listen to music and hope you don't have to witness it.

11 1
laden_swallow09 34

And knock on every door before you go in.

1 1
kenygompers 17

It could be worse. At least it's in the privacy of her own home

45 1
rabbi1010 29

at least its in her room and not in the living room.

45 0
pacman490 21

Am I the only one imagining the OP dressing like a crotchety old woman in protest?

6 21