Miscellaneous: Today, I was driving on the freeway. I shut my windows and sunroof...

By iross - 23/10/2009 19:19 - United States

Today, I was driving on the freeway. I shut my windows and sunroof when I started to feel heavy rain hitting me in the face and shoulder. I was confused by the rain because the sun was bright and there was blue, cloudless sky. Then I saw the large trash truck in front of me spewing "trash juice". FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2011 23:33 - United States

Today, I was driving home from work with the window down. I felt what I thought was rain coming through the window, until I looked over and realized it was urine mist coming from the cattle truck next to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2014 15:21 - United States

Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML

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By pothole - 03/03/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, it was nice out, so I drove with my car windows down. I was stopped trying to turn onto a busy highway, when a car turned off the highway right next to me, hit a pothole, and splashed dirty water into my window and into my open mouth. FML

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By Chris Altenbach - 23/02/2010 20:55 - United States

Today, I got off from work and noticed that the weather finally warmed up after the recent snowstorm. I hopped into my car and rolled down the windows. When I opened the sun roof, a foot of snow came falling into my car. FML

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Gunged

By Anonymous - 15/11/2024 15:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, on my way home, a truck driver was speeding next to me and as he passed I saw his truck was the kind that takes livestock to be butchered. I was thinking that I didn’t look to see if there were animals in there. Suddenly, brown items hit my windshield. Yes, it didn’t "hit the fan," it hit my car. FML

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By oops1234 - 16/04/2009 14:38 - United States

Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close my sunroof because it was nice out. As I pull out of my driveway, I felt something wet hit my forehead. A bird shit on me through my sunroof. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2019 06:26

Today, I was driving behind a tall truck when it drove through some overhanging branches. Suddenly, a huge branch fell on top of my car, leaving it scratched all over and with several dents in the roof. FML

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Completely soaking

By wet and sad - 15/11/2019 03:00

Today, I was walking to work when it was starting to pour down sideways. I was pretty early anyway, so, I decided to duck into a bus shelter and let it pass. Suddenly, a big truck comes and drenched me with the biggest puddle. Soaking from head to toe. FML

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Irony at a base level

By danyelicindereli - 29/05/2009 03:41 - United States

Today, I was standing around looking out the window at work when it became really dark and windy and started to pour. I watched a shopping cart fly across the parking lot thinking how funny it'd be if it hit someone's car. It hit mine. I need a new headlight. FML

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Barf

By epicfailureismyl - 05/04/2018 15:00

Today, whilst driving, I had the sudden urge to vomit. As I pulled over I wound my window down, stuck my head out, and emptied my stomach. At least I would have if I had wound down the driver's window instead of the back window. FML

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funny_story 4

Saturday 24 October 2009 2:47

At least it wasn't a port-o-potty on the back of a truck

Darling_Cherry 5

Saturday 24 October 2009 3:04

This sounds like when Homer vs. New York

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tyhillman 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 2:45

Mmm that sounds yummy haha that sucks.

seanreddog 4

Saturday 24 October 2009 3:16

Secondish!!!!!!! yay.

Ajjas013 6

Saturday 24 October 2009 4:00

It's just magical.

DameGreyWulf 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 6:04

Fighting evil by the moon light Winning love by the day light... Or something like that. Ah, childhood. Also, OP, this is why we don't hug the ass of the vehicle in front of us.

Starchild21 3

Saturday 24 October 2009 6:29

lol I actually still remember the entire theme: Fighting evil by moonlight Winning love by daylight Never running from a real fight She is the one named Sailor Moon, she will never turn her back on her friends, she is always there to defend, she is the one on who we can depend, she is the one named Sailor Moon Sailor Venus, Sailor Mars, Sailor Mercury, Sailor Jupiter, secret powers all so new to her She is the one named Sailor Moon :P lol such an awesome show, I miss it, and I miss Toonami... ________________________________ www.myspace.com/rapid99