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She said you could park there not that she wouldn't give you a ticket.
Haha, to the cop the OP was just another easy ticket sucker
More clearer? Come on now.
"Themselves" can be applied to one person. Just saying... Before you try to correct anyone else.
64, I think 62 hit the real issue right on the head
In colloquial speech, "they" has become an acceptable alternative to the much-more-cumbersome "he or she". In formal writing, however, it's still considered incorrect.
Themselves is the reflexive pronoun for they. They is specifically for more than one person. They should NEVER refer to more than one person, so one should always use "himself or herself" regarding one person if the writer does not know the gender of the person he or she is speaking of.
Just like in most Languages, you alway default to the masculine version.
56-It's ok though! She has "swag".
#88- That is exactly what I have been trying to tell everyone in my last couple of comments. I got down voted, but I know how you feel; I have to think all day long and now when it comes to "derp/down" time I need a thesaurus and a dictionary! Not what I call relaxing, but I chose to comment so....
Who cares?
Who cares?
^ Referring to #62
look at the thumbs. if people didnt care, they would be either down voted or left alone. just because you don't xare doesnt mean that other do not. respect that, and don't ridicule others for caring about different things than you. im not a grammar nazi, but I see no harm in there being any. the damage they are doing is what? educating you on how to speak/write in a more proper way? oh no! god forbid you just ******* ignore it!
No, the cop should've made herself plain.
#129- I, personally, have a brain tumor. Sometimes I mess up, so I wouldn't hold it against anybody else if they did too. That's hypocrisy. I've actually grown tired of constantly being judged here and am looking at closing my account.
Totally agree with #1! YDI for that you didn't ask the officer the correct question.
That bitch!
That's like asking a thief to watch your purse for a couple minutes.
People sometimes. I hate when people do stuff like that.
Even if it was the same cop, it was a stupid question to begin with. Why ask a cop if its okay to break the law? That said, most cops that I have met are hypocritical shitheads who think a badge makes them better than others....
Those tricky cops
I laughed so hard at this comment. I don't even know what you're trying to say. Every day is not Monday-Friday, what about Saturday and Sunday?. Saturday is not even close to the same thing as Monday-Friday. Saturday comes after Friday, before Monday (and Sunday). Even if you use the Friday from next week, the Saturday from the previous week still does not fall in that range. Next Monday would though. I think you need to learn the days of the week again.
91.... seriously? it makes me sad knowing that was over your head... no matter what day someone reads this, there was a monday at some point before it, and there will be a friday at some point afterwards.... and fyi, I'm posting this on a saturday...
Unfortunately, some cops, not all, like to abuse their powers and bully people. Looks like you got one of those cops. FYL.
...OP wasn't SUPPOSED to park there... I think it was another cop that didn't know OP had permission that gave him the ticket, not the same one... If it WAS the same cop, well, she just likes trolling.
I believe he specifically said "some cops, not all" and I believe he is right that there are a few people in law in forcemeat that abuse their power such as *if* this cop had given op permission then ticketed him, or those cops that turn their lights on just to get through a light or go fast on the highway and not for an actual emergency. Whenever there is a position of power. There is usually someone that takes the opportunity to abuse said power in someway.
Or sometimes cops do their job and we bitch about it.
OP,just because you asked her and it was okay with her doesn't mean other officers knew about it.
She said that you COULD park there not that she wouldn't give you a ticket
This sounds very similar to comment that was already posted.
Ticket for lack of common sense.
At least it wasn't a boot.
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She said you could park there not that she wouldn't give you a ticket.
That was a dare.