Cheeky
By BurnedByAWaiter - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
By BurnedByAWaiter - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
By Anonymous - 18/01/2013 10:50 - United States
By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 19:49 - United States
By larSON5 - 15/08/2012 16:17 - Canada - Edmonton
By oldsoulyoungbody - 30/01/2012 15:07 - United States
By Anonymous - 29/05/2009 15:47 - United States
By Anonymous - 13/10/2012 21:54 - Australia - Brisbane
By harry - 04/12/2009 05:55 - Hong Kong
By anonymous - 07/08/2012 03:08 - Australia
By -___- - 14/09/2012 23:06 - Sweden - Stockholm
By WinnerWinnerNotEatingDinner - 16/11/2015 06:44 - United States - Arlington
By Username - 14/07/2011 20:09 - United States
By pixelbaker - 29/07/2009 16:34 - United States
The "documents" were basically just data sets pulled from a database stored on a workstation in the office. This workstation is not backed up. Yes, the company is full of morons. No, I'm not fighting it because this was the last straw of many last straws. I don't want to work for these idiots any more.
By Nightmare - 15/01/2013 14:41
By zamwow - 20/12/2013 23:36 - United States - Ridgefield Park
By lucas - 12/12/2011 06:38 - United States
By Izamellayella - 15/11/2011 01:29 - United States
I just now realized that this was posted, and, yes, I do realize that it was more than two months ago. He was actually my friend's old roommate, and she introduced us around a year ago. We didn't really interact that much but I thought that he was nice, so when he asked me out, I decided that I'd at least give him a chance. For the record, it wasn't some elaborate ultra-expensive fancy restaurant, but the meal certainly wasn't cheap. I've been in the habit of offering to pay for my meals for a while now, and I certainly wasn't expecting that kind of reaction for him. And no, I don't think that the guy paying for the date is sexist. I don't see why the girl can't pay sometimes, though, and I was just trying to be nice. If he'd wanted to pay, he could have told me instead of freaking out like that. He never called me back after that, but even if he did, I wouldn't have gone on another date with him. I enjoyed reading your comments! Most of you guys are really funny.
By Anonymous - 17/08/2012 22:16 - Canada
By WTFwhywouldyoudothat - 22/08/2011 22:10 - United Kingdom
By Stacy Dee - 20/07/2011 20:18 - United States
By gutav indogop - 24/06/2011 06:47 - Switzerland
By eagerbeaver - 03/09/2009 04:37 - United States
By oldandmarriedapparently - 02/03/2010 05:15 - United States
By Anonymous - 04/08/2009 12:02 - Singapore
By Jon - 07/07/2009 18:19 - United States
By idonthavereligion - 29/05/2015 04:16 - United States - Palmer
By anonymous - 08/01/2012 12:24 - United States
By Anonymous - 08/02/2010 18:24 - United States
By Isabelle18 - 19/07/2009 14:14 - Canada
By NordicNathan - 14/03/2016 04:49 - Canada - Burlington
Hey, I'm the author of the FML. So to clarify I just turned 16, she just turned 17 and is in the 12th grade. I've had my doubts about our relationship for a while because of how incompatible we are as people, but her talking about what she wants to name our kids and how cute they will be was kind of the last straw for me. She said "I love you" after our second time seeing each other and after she had already cheated on me, so I definitely hear all the comments about telling her my concerns and/or breaking up with her. But she cries at the drop of a hat and is what I would consider emotionally unstable, this is also the reason I didn't break up with her after she cheated on me. I wasn't raised to make people cry so I tried to be understanding in the situation. She is so bad that she is still crying about her previous boyfriend while telling me that I'm the best boyfriend ever. So I don't know how to break it to her without crushing her. Any ideas?
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No none. The boring fact is they're just friends, we have a coffee after work now and then, and sometimes go to the bars for a few drinks. My girlfriend usually comes along, but when she doesn't because she's busy, and I still go anyway, it's like WW2.