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By LilPie - 19/11/2015 22:10 - United States - Fort Washington
By LilPie - 19/11/2015 22:10 - United States - Fort Washington
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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Pleasanton
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By Seeyounarabish - 11/07/2016 03:06 - United States - Pearland
Hi OP here! I was talking with my mom and sister when the wasp somehow made it's way underneath the top part of my dress. I'm not sure how to visualize this for you guys but the top part of the dress has lace that's separate from the rest of the body so it's a bit difficult to notice if a wasp flies into that part because there's a slight gap between the regular fabric and the actual lace. Also because wasps have feet as light as ninjas. I do my laundry regularly, I just thought that the wasp mistook that part of my dress as the perfect place to start building its nest. Or maybe the wind accidentally directed it there? I'm not entirely sure. Anyways, I enjoyed reading everyone's comments and I hope that answers most of y'alls questions! Fortunately, I was lucky enough that the wasp was too confused to sting me! :)
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By sadCowboysfan - 15/09/2017 05:05 - Canada - Ajax
Hi op here, just to let you know how it worked out, it took me about half an hour to open it up after the lock got stuck. For the most part, nobody bothered me except for a few guys who made a point of talking about me being circumcised (unusual in Canada). Eventually, a friend of mine let me borrow some shorts so I could get someone to cut my lock off. I went and bought a key lock right after.
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By j. farmer-smith - 09/02/2018 23:00 - United States - Jamestown
By Anonymous - 13/09/2016 16:33 - United States - Orlando
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By limegreenpoopie - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Valrico
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By FudgeThePolice - 04/11/2018 03:48 - United Kingdom - Bradford
Yo, I’m the OP, I hope the mods of the site will be able to connect me to this story! Since people think I’m being ignorant etc, I decided to make this account to clear things up. First of all, I am fully aware that medically service dogs are allowed basically anywhere - I’ve got friends and family who have a variety of difficult needs and their dogs are a great help. The issue of this whole situation is this woman had ZERO indication that her dog was a service animal - as in there was no vest, lead, harness, bandana etc and she herself had no indication either, so I literally had no way to know. There’s a very limited amount of characters on these submissions and obviously I couldn’t put everything on there. I wasn’t rude either, word for word I said “I’m so sorry ma’am, I have to ask you to move to another table as this area doesn’t allow animals for the comfort of all our guests, may I get you a drink for your trouble?.” There’s three other giant areas of the restaurant she could have gone to with plenty of space. She just went absolutely crazy. My boss did offer me my job back with a pay rise, but I’d found a nicer place by then. He did apologise a lot and we’re still friends outside of work :)
By Anonymous - 22/04/2016 20:14 - United States - Charleston
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By Anon - 17/03/2017 13:00 - Australia
By holywowz - 17/05/2017 18:00
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Hi there, OP here. We talk frequently on social media now and we still flirt a lot, now "have you hiccuped lately?" is our opening question to each other :)