By ShroomSalad - 17/08/2015 22:11 - United States - Miami
The Top
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By earthlyscum - 19/05/2015 02:27 - United States - Tinley Park
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**** that, I'll eat the damn thing first
By StargazeKitsune - 07/05/2015 00:48 - United States - Williston
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Hey,ya'll! OP here! Of course I forgot to actually log in before I posted this, and THEN it gets published! But please believe me :) So follow up, these bounty hunters did end up leaving me alone without actually bringing me anywhere (trust me, they would have had some claw marks if they had!) They DID pull out handcuffs, which was pretty scary, seeing as I've never even had so much as a speeding ticket on my record. T_T They asked me multiple times if I was Natalie, and if "I was sure I wasn't" after I showed them the ID that clearly says Mackenzie...I'm pretty sure, guy? Other than the purple hair, they didn't even know what the girl looked like. The only other thing they went off was that she was with a guy wearing a black hat (Thanks, Kyle!) But, at the end of this conversation, they ended up backing away with their hands up after my best friend so eloquently stated she wasn't "afraid to cut a bitch." Their only reply was "I believe you..." I did end up calling the cops to make sure they weren't absolutely full of it. The police planned on making a patrol to the grocery store across town they mentioned their next lead was. And my friends who were working at the time weren't too happy about me getting harassed either! I found out after I posted to Facebook that one of the guys used to work for a friend and that he has gotten in trouble for pulling idiotic stunts before! Guess he shouldn't quit his day job! You guys are all hilarious, btw!! These comments are really making me laugh. My friends say I should go as myself for Halloween next year and when people ask who I am, I'll just say "Shhh, I'm Natalie..." I really was pretty shaken up at the time, but IS a hilarious story in hindsight. Thanks for reading! :)
By oil300 - 23/07/2015 02:34 - Australia - Hawker
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Ahahah some of the comments here are pretty funny...but some are pretty off...you weirdos
By 1010110100101101 - 19/06/2015 16:07 - United States - Fond Du Lac
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Hey guys op here and I want to say I'm surprised this got published. My daughter is only 8 and she is very competitive and will go at lengths end to win a bet. She did regret everything and it cost me $100 but at least she won $10 in the end.
By Drill Drilled - 15/04/2015 22:12 - United States - Lake Elsinore
By ZG_Rules - 20/03/2015 14:38 - Netherlands - Wageningen
Take a ticket
By ugh - 24/05/2015 19:53 - United States - Dearborn
By Confusedblonde - 30/04/2015 03:31 - United States - Canton
BIKES!
By cwell88 - 21/06/2015 13:29
By Anonymous - 12/07/2015 14:21 - United States - Boca Raton
By Anonymous - 05/07/2015 05:42 - United States - Tampa
Judgy
By distressed - 17/03/2015 12:00 - Australia - Burwood
My home hates me
By Anonymous - 24/07/2015 02:13 - United States - San Francisco
Pranked
By VHBJ - 16/06/2015 16:13 - United States - Charlotte
Ewwwwwww
By Anonymous - 23/02/2015 17:56 - United States
By thekyledavid - 05/08/2015 16:47 - United Kingdom - Oxford
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Hey, OP here. I just thought that you guys might be interested in knowing that the contest was actually rigged. One of the judges and the winner were in cahoots, and they halved the prize money. They were found out and had to return the money. I still wasn't ranked high enough to win though, but at least now I lost to someone who submitted actual art.
By Owww1 - 22/04/2015 19:20 - United States - Bullhead City
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Why did the mirror have holes in it? A moron kept trying to shoot himself.
By Anonymous - 02/06/2015 05:03
By TheIVkindaruinsthemood - 05/08/2015 18:58 - United States - Milford
By montanadinosaur - 26/04/2015 04:05 - United States - Tampa
Bugging out
By Jordan - 02/04/2015 19:58 - Jordan - Amman
By thanks for the $5 gift voucher - 13/06/2015 16:34 - United States - Randleman
Rewind time
By supersmashpika - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Hershey
By disgusting - 31/05/2015 09:13 - United Kingdom - Thetford
By Really - 10/06/2015 01:59 - United States - Middletown
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By King.Dick. - 02/04/2015 14:21 - United States - Windsor Heights
By Lovemynewhaircut - 10/03/2015 18:47 - United States - Brentwood
By TKPhai - 05/04/2015 03:06 - United States - San Francisco
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Thank you guys all for the nice comments! And yes I did finally get through to them, they decided to answer just as my son closed his eyes! FML!