By hatemebeforetheyevenhatch - 24/02/2015 00:08 - United Kingdom - Clydebank
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By Angel - 22/06/2015 02:16 - United States - Utica
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By kobolobo - 11/08/2015 16:45 - United States - Redmond
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By Anonymous - 06/03/2015 01:34 - United States - Ridge
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By queengarmin - 25/04/2015 20:42 - United States - Pacific Grove
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OP here! Just to clarify, I didn't intentionally antagonize him and he didn't intentionally bite me. I was playing with my neighbor's retired therapy dog, and whilst trying to pull a toy from his mouth, he chomped down on my finger. It was most definitely an accident, and though it hurt like hell, we have forgiven each other and we're friends again. And I've learned my lesson about watching my fingers while playing with a dog.
By Anonymous - 05/06/2015 01:07 - United States - Elkhart
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By YuckyDuckyLucky - 03/06/2015 17:36 - Norway - Oslo
Bought or stolen
By dump truck hater - 03/06/2015 16:18 - United States - Austin
FitBitch
By Anonymous - 22/02/2015 16:09 - Canada - Kitchener
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By anonynous - 27/06/2015 15:01 - United States - Charlotte
WAKEY WAKEY
By izaya - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Muskogee
Spray it loud!
By klutz44 - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Winnetka
By leonuniz - 19/04/2015 16:34 - Canada - Calgary
By that was mine - 15/05/2015 22:26 - United States - Cherry Hill
By TooMuchAnxiety - 10/03/2015 08:03 - United States - Kailua
TooMuchAnxiety tells us more.
For everyone asking why we broke up, its because he was very manipulative and downright abusive behind closed doors. I can't back out because i'm afraid of what might happen if I do.
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By Anonymous - 19/06/2015 19:51 - United States - Seattle
By double trouble - 04/05/2015 04:04
Underwhelming
By rabbitkiller - 20/06/2015 10:42 - China - Wuhai
No joking allowed
By TecheyTim - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Latham
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My coach just sent back question marks. I'm pretty sure I'm more embarrassed than my mom.