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Poor old George Orwell…
By literature - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
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Language of love
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What i'd like to know is how he got pictures of me showering without me knowing. :/
By GymBattle - 31/10/2013 23:18 - United States
Taking the piss
By birthday girl - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Toledo
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By Eggs6131 - 15/10/2013 13:09 - United Kingdom - Nottingham
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For all the people who don't get it, my brother recorded about a minute's worth of silence on his little MP3 player, so he could listen to said recording at full volume. He thought if he listened to this recording of nothingness on a loop at full volume, it would make his earphones act like earplugs, cancelling out any noise made. #8, still laughing at that "I'm sorry? I can't hear you for all this silence blasting in my ears". #22, he's fifteen :
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By toilet_trouble - 19/04/2014 07:44 - United States
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Hi. Some of your comments really made me laugh! So, it surprised me I heard him because I've never heard anything other than a vacuum or water in the pipes. This just made me aware he can probably hear a lot more than I previously thought.. Luckily I don't have loud bathroom trips often. I definitely regretted the super loud fart I ripped about 5 minutes prior to hearing him though. :p Anyway, neighbor acts cool so all is well!
By Anonymous - 19/11/2010 07:47
My brother, the doofus
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By HannahBretts - 24/08/2013 05:28 - United States - Turlock
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No need to get rid of the cat, she's good to both my baby and my older son and I have absolutely no fears regarding her and the kids. I still have no clue how she does what she does, I assume she either meows in their room long enough to wake up the baby or she paws him through the rails of the crib until he wakes up. She has food available at all times, so that's not an issue (and she's really thin btw). Pretty sure she just wants to go outside to do whatever it is cats do at night (roam, hunt, interact). I might have to try the dark room suggestion though, thanks for reminding me - it was the only thing that got her to stop peeing all over the house. That or throwing her out of the house at night altogether, nevermind the cold. Sleep is precious, especially with a baby in the house.