Asshats

By lprocter1982 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I got shot at. Not by police, but by a hunter. While at work. Driving a garbage truck. How the hell a hunter mistook an orange-clad garbageman in a truck for a deer is beyond me. FML
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Top comments

rubyjames 3

"There's a rare orange buck driving that garbage truck! Tricky bastard's got a good costume..."

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i2smart2trick 15

The hell?!? Were you driving through the woods??

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rubyjames 3

"There's a rare orange buck driving that garbage truck! Tricky bastard's got a good costume..."

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changesinme 0

Deers driving trucks, that's something you see everyday eh?

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kaprookie 3

I drove by that bastard the other day, maybe he thought it was me again in camoflauge?

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UrLyfSuxx 0

Your picture explains it all.

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robincakes94 8

I think Op has it all wrong. It's obvious the hunter thought that he was a tiger, and Tony the tiger has proven to us that tigers can talk, walk, and drive trucks I guess...

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ColdplaySucks 18

"God dammit Dick Cheney! I thought you learned your lesson the first time!"

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Sebastian_NG 17

Is that a deer in a garbage truck??? Nope, Chuck Testa

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Nico1929 5

We wear camouflage so they wear orange jackets. It's the perfect disguise...

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tygerarmy 35

Did you attempt to thow him in the back of the garbage truck after mistaking him for (white) trash?

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tygerarmy 35

No, but the ones who shoot at garbage men probably are.

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mrbattleman 10

this story would be better if you were a deer, because a deer driving a garbage truck would be so awesome. it would also be a pretty good story for the hunter too, hunting an animal that's smart enough to drive a garbage truck is pretty impressive and dangerous

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VaanBasch 1

It also would've been better if the OP didn't abuse periods to try to make the story funnier. It doesn't.

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xosportsgirl14x 8

31- you were just itching to point that out at the first opportunity you got, weren't you?

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Youdrongo 0

"Look at that deer driving a garbage truck!" "NOPE. Chuck Testa!"

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Argumental_Rhino 8

Lol this sounded like something Mitch Hedberg would say.

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drawmesunshine 17

31, Not for humor, for emphasis. 78, "I saw a wino eating grapes, and I was like, 'Dude, you have to wait.' " I miss that guy ):

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deviable 9

Maybe he just hates garbage men? Or the colour orange?

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littlericht 2

Maybe he went past his garbage and forgot to take it.

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Daralea 21

Perhaps he was traumatized by Murray and Oscar from Sesame Street as a child.

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s0m3guy2010 21

My guess is that Dick Cheney went to Canada for a hunting trip.

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cleopatra108 5

Hey:) when life hands ME lemons I ask for salt and tequila:)

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pfx2_fml 15

Well if you wore camo instead, he wouldn't of been able to see you or shot at you

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BB_ava 0

*wouldn't have (not wouldn't of) It's a common mistake ^^

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Zomg_Okay 26

9 - It's not common practice to wear camouflage in place of a high-vis jacket when working around vehicles. Also, camouflage doesn't magically make you invisible. It helps to make you less visible in a suitable environment but you're still visible to anyone who isn't blind.

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thecodecat 24

Also in Canada you are required to wear hunters orange in the woods, even if you aren't hunting, during the hunting season.

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lizabethp 11

He was drinking and hates garbage men.?

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ToeJams 0

He was just that drunk. Being drunk + gun = awesomeness

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