Asshats
By lprocter1982 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada
By lprocter1982 - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada
"There's a rare orange buck driving that garbage truck! Tricky bastard's got a good costume..."
Deers driving trucks, that's something you see everyday eh?
I drove by that bastard the other day, maybe he thought it was me again in camoflauge?
"God dammit Dick Cheney! I thought you learned your lesson the first time!"
Dammit 55 you said what I was going to
Is that a deer in a garbage truck??? Nope, Chuck Testa
LOL.
The hell?!? Were you driving through the woods??
No, he was driving on the beach.
-_0
this story would be better if you were a deer, because a deer driving a garbage truck would be so awesome. it would also be a pretty good story for the hunter too, hunting an animal that's smart enough to drive a garbage truck is pretty impressive and dangerous
It also would've been better if the OP didn't abuse periods to try to make the story funnier. It doesn't.
"Look at that deer driving a garbage truck!" "NOPE. Chuck Testa!"
Lol this sounded like something Mitch Hedberg would say.
More like Dick Cheney.
Maybe he just hates garbage men? Or the colour orange?
No just... No
Maybe he went past his garbage and forgot to take it.
Perhaps he was traumatized by Murray and Oscar from Sesame Street as a child.
My guess is that Dick Cheney went to Canada for a hunting trip.
Hey:) when life hands ME lemons I ask for salt and tequila:)
*wouldn't have (not wouldn't of) It's a common mistake ^^
9 - It's not common practice to wear camouflage in place of a high-vis jacket when working around vehicles. Also, camouflage doesn't magically make you invisible. It helps to make you less visible in a suitable environment but you're still visible to anyone who isn't blind.
Also in Canada you are required to wear hunters orange in the woods, even if you aren't hunting, during the hunting season.
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"There's a rare orange buck driving that garbage truck! Tricky bastard's got a good costume..."
The hell?!? Were you driving through the woods??