Work: Today, I learnt there's a woman who comes into my store only...

By Anonymous - 30/01/2012 09:00 - Australia

Today, I learnt there's a woman who comes into my store only to hear my Barry White-like voice. My boss knows who it is, yet refuses to tell me because it's "hilarious." I'm now cautious of every customer. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 397

You deserved it 3 308

Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

By mockable - 06/04/2012 11:09 - United States

Today, I was informed that one of my store managers does a "great" impression of me. No one will tell me what it is, but apparently it's really funny. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 537

You deserved it 2 582

By be_nj - 29/05/2009 03:51 - United States

Today, at work as a cashier, I had a male customer come up to me and ask me what hours I worked today, like he has done for several weeks now. Immediately after, my manager calls my lane to tell me to watch out for that guy. He has been stalking a co-worker of mine. Apparently, I'm next. FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 546

You deserved it 4 182

Brainbox block

By officekid - 16/08/2019 02:00

Today, a woman from my office called, asking who was in. Only one other woman was in the office. I couldn't remember her name, so I had to awkwardly guess random names while both women listened, obviously aware of what was going on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 301

You deserved it 683

By Z88 - 21/04/2010 20:29 - South Africa

Today, a customer came into the music shop I work in to look at guitars. After calling the customer "Dude," and "Man," numerous times, they stalked off suddenly. When I asked if everything was okay, they responded with, "I'm female, you asshole!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 878

You deserved it 43 221

By hatemyboss - 03/11/2011 16:13 - Canada

Today, I gave my boss a nick name. Everyone thought it was funny. Unfortunately "The Troll" was behind me and heard everything. FML

I agree, your life sucks 10 584

You deserved it 45 093

America's Funniest Home Videos

By Anonymous - 09/09/2020 14:01

Today, I found out that a guy who works overnights had secretly been videotaping me singing and dancing to my favorite songs while I worked my own graveyard shift. My new nickname at work is 'Prancy'. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 237

You deserved it 310

By a little less poor at least - 21/04/2013 16:03 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I was trying sell a customer a top-of-the-line surround sound system. Apparently he was aware that I work on commission, as he threatened to buy the system elsewhere unless I sang Rebecca Black's "Friday" in front of the whole store. Goodbye, self-respect. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 291

You deserved it 5 692

Office embarrassment

By mog - 07/11/2019 08:00 - United States

Today, the girl who works at the liquor store came to where I work. She recognized me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 431

You deserved it 887

By Sorry Not Sorry - 01/11/2016 14:01

Today, my boss bitched me out for a customer complaint. The complaint was me not laughing at the customer's joke of me asking for his ID and him saying no. I'm sorry, I've been getting this joke a least twice a day since I started working here two years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 474

You deserved it 650

By missmcfarty - 01/04/2016 01:42 - Australia - Townsville

Today, I found out that my CEO knows my name, when she followed me into the bathroom and called it out in a disgusted tone when I farted so loudly, she could hear it from four stalls over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 19 353

You deserved it 2 696

Potterhead1 3

Monday 30 January 2012 15:54

Alan Rickman's voice is cooler

Marcella1016 31

Monday 30 January 2012 15:55

Take it as a compliment...that's a pretty sexy voice :)

Comments

Potterhead1 3

Monday 30 January 2012 15:54

Alan Rickman's voice is cooler

humorizer 14

Monday 30 January 2012 16:04

Rick Roll's voice is even better. U jelly?

iAmScrubs 19

Monday 30 January 2012 16:17

Actually I'm jam.

melchibr_fml 0

Monday 30 January 2012 16:18

I would have to say Morgan Freeman's voice is the coolest though.

ImMorganFreeman 5

Monday 30 January 2012 16:31

Titty Sprinkles.

A100893 30

Monday 30 January 2012 17:04

I agree with 18, Morgan Freeman all the way. (But I do like Alan Rickman's voice)

doctorwhogirl 0

Monday 30 January 2012 17:24

I think that's pretty cool, I mean if I knew someone who had a voice like smooth chocolate I would call them just to here them say hello. I would probably pay then to say " hey you're listening to smoooooth jazz al night loooooong" that would be amazing.