Work: Today, one of my nostrils became completely blocked. At lunch...

By Anonymous - 28/03/2012 16:25 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, one of my nostrils became completely blocked. At lunch time, I went out to my car to dig into my nose. When I finished, I held up the cornflake sized booger in victory. I noticed too late that my boss was in a car adjacent to me, shooting me a horrified look. FML

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By whitedevil - 09/10/2009 07:09 - United States

Today, I was stuck in traffic on the highway and decided it was the perfect time to pick a humongous booger out of my nose. While carefully examing and admiring it, I failed to notice that the owner of my company was staring at me from the left lane in complete and utter revulsion. FML

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Better out than in

By Anonymous - 27/11/2022 06:00

Today, I’ve had a blocked nose for weeks, so when I sneezed I partially dislodged a massive solid booger. It was so big and thick, I had to grab it and pull it the rest of the way out. I was on a first date at the time, and he left before I got back from the bathroom. FML

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Lumpy

By Anonymous - 16/05/2018 15:00

Today, while blowing my nose after being bunged up for days, it finally unblocked. A solid slimy multicoloured booger roughly the size of a grape shot out, blew right through the tissue and landed on my manager's shoe. Hell hath no fury like a lady sneezed upon. FML

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Booger block

By Anonymous - 23/10/2024 19:00 - United Kingdom - Clydebank

Today, I woke up with a really annoying bogey blocking my nose. Eventually, I just covered the other nostril and snorted as hard as I could. Good news, it came flying out. Bad news, it landed in my eye. FML

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By Wraith - 06/11/2013 17:27 - Canada - Holland Landing

Today, because I'm tall enough to see over the cubicle walls at work, I witnessed my 50-year-old co-worker pulling his finger out of his nose and immediately popping it into his mouth. FML

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Leftovers

By anon - 16/11/2022 18:00

Today, I went back to work after a nasty sinus infection. While I was talking to my manager, I sniffled, and a huge ropy string of green snot popped out of my nose. My manager pointed and shrieked, "OH MY GOD! EWWWW!", getting the attention of everyone in the office. FML

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Too stupid

By Anonymous - 15/02/2020 01:00

Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML

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By Eric Forrest - 24/02/2011 08:27 - United States

Today, while at a work meeting, I finally summoned up the courage to share and express my opinions about unprofessionalism in the office. After the meeting, I went to clean up, only to notice in the bathroom mirror that I'd had a booger pasted across my forehead throughout the meeting. FML

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By JoLaFritte - 07/11/2008 10:10 - France

Today, thinking that I was alone at work, I started rummaging through my nose, trying to find something interesting. It was only after about a minute that I noticed that my boss was looking straight at me. FML

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Quite the catch

By Anonymous - 03/05/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, and for over week, one of my nostrils has been stuffed to the point I can't breathe through it. I tried nasal spray and blowing it out, but nothing worked. I wanted to go to the doctor but first, I used a flashlight and a pair of tweezers. The giant, crusted booger bullet I pulled out was as long as my palm. FML

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SkoomaKi 27

Wednesday 28 March 2012 22:35

You found the gold! You should be proud!

YdoIhaveAchode 4

Wednesday 28 March 2012 22:34

That's pretty disgusting, yo.

Comments

lolipop1234_fml 7

Wednesday 28 March 2012 22:34

Eww!

lolipop1234_fml 7

Wednesday 28 March 2012 23:41

I know this is gonna get millions of thumbs down but what is wrong with everyone on this site? They all need to chill the **** out and stop acting like menstruating girls!! ..that is all.

crazytiger16 8

Wednesday 28 March 2012 23:45

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teague95 16

Thursday 29 March 2012 0:16

You just missed off menstruating girls everywhere, I would hide now

lolipop1234_fml 7

Thursday 29 March 2012 0:42

78-I am actually starting to think that :P I have only started writing comments a few days and the amount of times people have tried to start fights is ridicules.

LightningCactus 12

Thursday 29 March 2012 4:54

****.

jojimugo 20

Thursday 29 March 2012 8:51

I am not an animal....... Seinfeld

YdoIhaveAchode 4

Wednesday 28 March 2012 22:34

That's pretty disgusting, yo.

icannoni 0

Wednesday 28 March 2012 22:44

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toenibbler 14

Wednesday 28 March 2012 22:52

For picking your nose? Yeah, because that's definately a valid reason to be fired.

muzy 23

Wednesday 28 March 2012 22:58

gotta agree with 35. Would be a bit harsh to be fired for picking your own nose. It is however perfectly reasonable to fire someone for breaking wind.