You what now?

By foshizzle - 25/04/2012 06:46 - United States - Orlando

Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML
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UnearthlyEnemy 9

Grab his face, compliment it, then utter "but we cannot be together".

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Semi_Interested 3

That man obviously knows whats up. Take it as a compliment.

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Semi_Interested 3

That man obviously knows whats up. Take it as a compliment.

299 5
DrDilllonReese 12

This isn't even FML, you get to live your life knowing that you and your beard are desirable!

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cayytee 0

you should have leaned in for a kiss...see how he would feel then.

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notjustanybody20 9

you should have held his penis & said i love you too! :D

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thejewishfuhrer 17

Did you say I love you too? Gotta spread the love y'all. People killing, people dying. Children hurt me to hear their crying. Where is the love?

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BarakatsBurrito 7

I didn't even see that you wrote Ke$ha until The song got stuck in my head because of your comment...curse you!!!!

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The_creator_fml 2

Sounds like a hairy situation... Yes I just did that.

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UnearthlyEnemy 9

Grab his face, compliment it, then utter "but we cannot be together".

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rubberduckie94 13

I do not think any other comments need to be made after this one. It ca not get any better than this one.

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heitwl 1

Take the complement and then file the I love you under dimentia.

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RedPillSucks 31

or "restraining order"

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Sexy_Smurf 16

That has absolutely cheered up my day! Funny sh*t.... take the compliment ;o) xx

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gurly98 13

Wow it made my day also :-)

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noto_fml 0

Exactly That men obviously realises a great beard when he sees one. Good looks to you for sporting and crafting such a great masterpiece.

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KatherineAnne 7

My brother is so jealous my boyfriend who is over two years younger than him can grow a full beard. Men appreciate their beards!!

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X_Codes 11

Yes, you should. He wants to initiate the ancient, dwarven mating ritual with you!

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snowmount07 6

There were probaly birds using OPs beard as a nest and the crazy guy was rubbing them, then said he loves because you take care of the birds

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mitchossimpants 4

You're a lucky bastard

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ClassyCommando 13

My beard's not big enough to grab, so i can't have an amazing broment like that. :(

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SkoomaKi 27

That's so bromantic, but very creepy at the same time..

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Heinousness 0

No, he's a dude. Sorry to disappoint you

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akallaan 7

Did he call you Santa and wanna sit on your lap?

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redmane 21

14 - Hey, I applaud you for giving a crack at the art of sarcasm. It's a start. I kid, I kid. Or do I? Not really. No.

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