No. Just a mildly sexist joke.

Like a boss

^I see what you did there^ I salute you good sir.

Sure he's awesome. He just opened himself up for a nice sexual harassment lawsuit. He better hope OP isn't a jerk.

Wow, seriously!? "He better hope OP isn't a jerk? Since when are you a jerk for reporting blatant sexual harassment? How asinine are you?

Don't worry, everyone calls me Fire Hydrant at school because I drool when I laugh.

And if you cant swallow, gargle. Ew, nevermind. Just grossed myself out.

Or just play with it for a bit then swallow :P

I honestly don't understand the obsession with swallowing semen. I mean, it's already out of your body, it's not like it matters what you do with it at that point. It's not like swallowing makes you a better person. :/

^ now just to explain this to guys..^

I'm a guy, and I have no extreme desire for anyone to swallow my load.. Yes, it would save me a minute of my time, to clean myself off... But other than that there is no real benefit.

I guess it's a good feeling knowing that, if it's your wife or gf, that they're willing to swallow also less hassle as the mess is already gone!

beats being called cum. see what i did there? ;)

Ehh it could be a worse nick name.

Very true. It was just immature and rude in my opinion.

Some people need to take a joke.

I agree that's childish very.

If I were her... I'd keep laughing.

Prove it by preforming a massive bukkake?

I guess you should just get the **** off.

I think that perhaps it's amusing to read as a story on the internet but I'm sure most people wouldn't be amused if this actually happened to them in real life.

I guess it depends on the environment and situation. Maybe what the boss said would be funny in some cases but not others.

The boss never said anything sexual. He could have just as easily meant learning how to swallow as in rehabilitation therapy.

It's all in how it's said. And judging by everyone's reaction, it was probably said in a way that suggested the boss didn't mean rehabilitation. Almost all jobs make you sit through any anti-sexual harassment video/lesson.

That wouldn't work in a court of law. Nice try tho.

Sexual harassment, panda!

nobody is allowed a little immaturity. op obviously has a thick skin and can take humor. she should get him back with an immature joke if her own, that's how you truly adapt.

Seriously, I didn't think that at first until I read these comments. It makes the FML all that much worse though

What the hell else would the boss be referring to with swallow versus spit? Watermelon seeds?

For once I agree with this guy. Very obviously a sexual reference.

The drink that's mentioned in the FML is what would be swallowed

I also didn't take it sexually at all. I thought it was funny until I realised it was a sex joke.