By weirded out - 11/08/2014 02:22 - United States - Brentwood

Today, I saw a customer at the restaurant I work at lovingly petting his cheeseburger and whispering sweet promises to it. FML
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lil_ham1644 29

Sweet promises? What, like "I promise it'll be over soon, you just look so tasty I could eat you up."

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cryssycakesx3 22

gettin' that big Mac special sauce...

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JMichael 25

I want to know if he named it Patty and sang a catchy musical number to it.

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Brandi_Faith 33

I can just picture him whispering "I shall call you squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my squishy."

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Jessj958 19

#44 that was the first thing that came to mind after reading this! :)

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tanekdrachonae 19

Shhh, just be quiet and let it happen. I promise you'll like it.

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brivielle 15

I'd have passed by and "mistakenly" stuck a toothpick in the burger. Or mistakenly thrown a knife at it. Homicide!

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Reaper5639 16

Shame on you for wanting to crush a good relationship between man and burger.

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Bentonic 11

Nah, seems like he had the situation under control.

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tony1891 22

Someone forgot to take their meds ...or took the wrong one

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silvercamaro 22

Or he just has an intense love for burgers, I know I do.

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Kyle1dc 17

or he probably forgot about pizza and ramen...

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lil_ham1644 29

Sweet promises? What, like "I promise it'll be over soon, you just look so tasty I could eat you up."

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ladyLALAA 28

I swear you're going to a better place!

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markcallanan_ 20

Oh god, run for it while you still can.

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mallu86 9

Run for the burger? No way. He's having a romantic date with it.

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kimilicious 9

the love between a man and his food is special.

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crazytwinsmom 25

Cheeseburger in paradise

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JBChristian 47

OP just be careful where you pet it, it might not like to be touched there ;)

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jsp16 24

Any cheesy quotes made to the burger?

27 3
Kyle1dc 17

Burger lover: Lettuce run away together! You mayo may not want to but we were made for each other. I want to ketchup with your heart.... OK I'm done now.

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PiinkVanilla 15

He's gonna be the one laughing when one of those things comes alive and enslaves the human race and he is the only one spared because of his loyalty.

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mackdeezy 22

I've heard of food sex but this is ridiculous.

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