By fartje - 25/01/2015 18:21 - Netherlands

Today, I had a job interview. The interviewer blatantly farted as I sat down, then she sneered, "Making yourself comfortable, I see..." FML
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tony1891 22

this is the part of the interview that you say...yes. i am flatulent in 6 different languages.

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ZomBgal 12

passing the blame...like a boss

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ZomBgal 12

passing the blame...like a boss

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mete_orito 34

He wasn't just passing the blame, he also was passing gas...

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peterpan37 6

Which doesn't make any sense. Two people in a room, one farts. Both know who farted!

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more4me 27

#68 you're totally missing the point .

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Lars93 18

at least he/she some weird sence of humor, instead of having a massive stick in his/her butt.

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False_Stupidity 41

Must...resist...argh!...can't...stop! It's SENSE not sence!

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Ikashy73 14

There is also a "has" missing, but oh well.

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Garrett2818 21

Maybe if she did have a massive stick up her butt she wouldn't have farted.

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gothicminx89 3

It also blantantly says SHE so no need for the he/she

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tony1891 22

this is the part of the interview that you say...yes. i am flatulent in 6 different languages.

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cakefete2 30

That's how you blow the competition away.

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thawny_fml 21

That is the single greatest pun I have ever read.

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redrain567 16

Thought your avatar was the most interesting man in the world... that would've only made it better.

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ApparentlyNotEno 28

Or: "Yes, in addition to what's on my CV, I'm also a practising ventriloquist."

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Standupmast3r 18

That one way to loose all of your employees...

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Standupmast3r 18

I feel like I need to clarify, I mean if said employer did that to all employees he'd seem like, well to put it in simple terms, massive fucktard.

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HairIsEverything 15

I believe it's "Tharr she blows". Then followed by a possible "Arrgh"

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DocBastard 38

You are 21 years old and still haven't figured out that "their" is possessive" and "there" isn't? How is that even possible? Let me give you an example: They're going to their house over there. Make sense? No?? ****.

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Nymeria_fml 25

Hey, Doc, I thought you just hadn't gotten around to deleting that part in your profile where you say you're out, but then you added the FML blog thing, so I see that's not the case. What's the deal with that?

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maxxwell8 13

Holy shit it was just a joke no need to be a dick about someone's grammar. You must be really fun at parties oh you see that I spelt parties right.

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jerryj 27

What's with the run-on sentences? Haven't you learned how to use proper punctuation either?

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verysmarmy 11

Calm down. They corrected a single word (admittedly, it was corrected twice, to two different things). Big deal.

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juststephhere 23

Maybe she was just trying to lighten the atmosphere? Even if it did quite the opposite.

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appletreee 30

Nothing else to do than laugh it off :)

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