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By Anonymous - 12/02/2015 20:14 - Canada - Ajax

Today, I discovered that my male coworker, who coincidentally shares my last name, has been telling everyone we're married. I'm 26; he's 58. FML

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Same thing different taste

By bruh_im18 - 17/09/2016 16:18 - United States - Metairie

Today, I found out the 28-year-old I am dating is actually 48. FML

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Childlike wonder

By Whatever - 17/02/2022 23:59 - United States - Ronkonkoma

Today, my male coworker, who is 15 years my senior, booped me on the nose. I'm 46 years-old. FML

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You deserved it 149

By Da Boss - 05/10/2016 01:19 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my coworker and I agreed to come clean and tell our fellow employees that we have been secretly dating for a while. Before we could, I received a promotion. I'm now his boss. FML

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By j - 01/03/2011 06:26

Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML

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Mega creep

By Anonymous - 30/12/2019 18:00

Today, I met a new guy at work who wouldn't stop hitting on me. We ended up on a six-hour shift together watching a pool, so we were wearing nothing but bathing suits when he began grabbing me inappropriately. When I confided in my female coworker about it, she told me that he was her husband. FML

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Cougar

By Anonymous - 24/04/2015 21:46 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, a cute new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML

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You deserved it 4 058

Deception

By Carlah - 17/03/2020 20:30

Today, I found out that the 19-year-old I've been seeing is really 26, with two kids and a pregnant fiancée. I'm only 17. FML

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Kinda sus

By Ifeelya - 15/01/2023 04:00

Today, I found out the boyfriend of 2 years is actually 22 years-old instead of the 28 that he told me. I'm turning 39 this year and I'm very pregnant. FML

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You deserved it 486

By Cissy - 27/12/2018 00:00

Today, my former coworker called to ask if he could get it on with my ex-husband. The same ex I was married to for 20 years without knowing anything about his other life. I've been replaced by an overweight, middle-aged furry. FML.

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You deserved it 269

The cat's out of the bag

By OldUglyWife - 18/07/2022 12:00

Today, I found out why my husband hasn’t invited me to his company’s summer social. Maybe, just maybe, he didn’t want me to know of the fling between him and his attractive young coworker. Her age is the same number of years we’ve been married, 19 years. FML

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You deserved it 136

clairboisson 19

Friday 13 February 2015 9:05

Next time your with him and other people, call him "dad".

vreid 20

Friday 13 February 2015 9:06

Time to file an office divorce and take half his money

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thatbeastjake 5

Friday 13 February 2015 9:03

Raw!

Jak0p 25

Friday 13 February 2015 9:03

wow, creepy. but is he cool anyway?

clairboisson 19

Friday 13 February 2015 9:05

Next time your with him and other people, call him "dad".

Cortezthe1st 23

Friday 13 February 2015 9:06

Then everyone will think that OP is in a relationship with her dad.

clairboisson 19

Friday 13 February 2015 9:08

Which will make the accusation of them dating be outrageous and that guy will probably deny any involvement with OP

giantsfan2010 23

Friday 13 February 2015 9:36

Won't work if they're different races

Smooth_Criminal 24

Friday 13 February 2015 13:27

you've never heard of adoption?

marcus369 9

Friday 13 February 2015 19:37

16: you're dumb

JKPwnage 27

Friday 13 February 2015 19:58

you're*

ThuNDeY 23

Friday 13 February 2015 23:40

As in you're illiterate

vreid 20

Friday 13 February 2015 9:06

Time to file an office divorce and take half his money

False_Stupidity 41

Friday 13 February 2015 12:31

Brilliant way to turn the tables! =)

MrsMsorMiss 2

Friday 13 February 2015 20:03

Haha, I should have done that!

ShadoeAcurus 16

Friday 13 February 2015 9:09

That is really creepy. I'd suggest telling your boss

pugpuggy 21

Friday 13 February 2015 9:11

Divorce that ************!

Boeneman 3

Friday 13 February 2015 9:11

i dont know what is worse the fml or the peanut group

corporatescoundr 25

Friday 13 February 2015 10:08

You mean the peanut gallery?

MDoremis 38

Friday 13 February 2015 9:16

Uhm... That got awkward quickly. I'd have a chat with your boss about that.

Wolfparable 22

Friday 13 February 2015 9:16

That's really creepy I'd say tell everyone he's lying and if he does something else like that report him to HR

sstahpp 33

Friday 13 February 2015 9:24

Take all of his shit and show him what marriage is all about.

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Today, I went into work. After three years of working 55 hours a week, they fired me by putting the contents of my locker at the front door, with a note that said "If not picked up by 10:00 am stuff will be donated." I work the night shift. I just lost three sweaters, two pairs of shoes, $60, and my job. FML

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Today, I drove past a firehouse that had volunteer firemen taking collections. I take out a $20 and start to roll the window down when I remember my window was broken. I ended up driving by, holding the $20 against the window, staring at the fireman. Now the fireman thinks I was taunting him. FML

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Today, I went in to get my first tattoo. I'd put a lot of thought into it and was really excited when the day came. Long story short, the Celtic knot I'd gotten turned out to have an alternate meaning of "female sex slave." The faces my very Irish family made were beyond words. FML

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Today, in a public toilet, I got to experience a guy high out of his mind kicking in my locked stall door and puking all over me. FML

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Today, for the first time in years, I heard a certain song on the radio. The song that was playing while I was sexually assaulted. It caused me to have such a bad PTSD episode that I threw up all over my boyfriend and his car. FML

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Today, I was looking for my passport and I found my wife's new vibrator (that she failed to tell me she'd purchased). I understand now why she doesn't want sex with me anymore. That thing is much bigger than I am. FML

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Today, while in a hotel, I left the room to get some ice. Since my parents left the door wedged open, I didn't worry about trying to find the room number. Without thinking, I walked in to another room that was also wedged open. Yes, there were people in it, and yes, they were both naked and hairy. FML

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Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

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Same thing different taste

Childlike wonder

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Cougar

Deception

Kinda sus

The cat's out of the bag

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