By Torvaltz - 07/08/2016 08:31 - United States - Clinton
All the FMLs
By . - 05/08/2016 16:57 - Germany - Neuwied
By snazz23 - 05/08/2016 15:58 - United States - Houston
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By FlyingPain - 05/08/2016 11:16 - United Kingdom
By an unlucky man - 05/08/2016 09:37 - United States - Simi Valley
By that violates the Geneva conventions - 05/08/2016 09:33 - United States - Simi Valley
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By thx. - 04/08/2016 20:35 - United States - Denver
Freakout
By DisgustingCreatures - 04/08/2016 18:53 - United States - Houston
By pooraf - 04/08/2016 14:42 - United States - Urbana
By mog907 - 04/08/2016 12:49 - United States
He protecc
By arianelagolden - 04/08/2016 07:27
Hard work
By seanzynotfonzyehhhhh - 04/08/2016 05:16 - United States
By washcaps - 04/08/2016 02:11 - United States - Bristow
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Hey everyone, OP here. (: First off, I would like to thank you guys for your nice comments, they made things better! And since I didn't have much room to explain, the group chat was consisted of the girls in the coed league we all played together in the winter, thus creating the chat. We all attend the same school and are all upcoming sophomores that tried out for JV. The competition was very hard. In the end the coach toke 6 sophomores, (all that played in same coed team) and 8 juniors. There were 9 of us in that didn't make it, also all 9 were in the chat. After I realized I was removed I was a little saddened and didn't quite understand why because it wasn't anything too much. A friend of mine that also didn't make it informed me that after I had been removed, she congratulated them too, and she had also been removed. So basically it's came into realization they aren't worth it and I'm more likely to try another sport but if I can't decide on one I might just practice more. Sorry it's long, and thank you if you read!
By sayno2mermaids - 04/08/2016 02:08 - United States - Denver
By sw2f2fchik612 - 04/08/2016 02:01 - United States - Snellville
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This is my FML. And yay, I finally got one published! Anyway, yes it was inside on the floor and yes, it was freakin' gross haha. I had just come home after being away for several weeks for those saying I haven't been cleaning lol. I didn't see it because it blended in with the color of the rug. It actually hurt when I sat down on it. I can only assume one of the dogs snuck it from the litter box as they tend to do.
By justplaindumb - 04/08/2016 00:48 - United States - Des Moines
By lostmykeys - 03/08/2016 22:44
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Follow up - He was back together with her and neglected to tell me. He was having a dinner date with her when I arrived, so I kind of handed over the gifts and walked away. and cornyrob - Super funny you'd mention the wedding singer. That's his favourite rom-com. Although in this situation, my adam sandler was most definitely aware his Linda was around. It really kills me that this made it onto the FMLs.
Giving
By nt121511 - 03/08/2016 22:40
By ButItWasRareDad! - 03/08/2016 22:21 - United States - Chicago
Fake it til you make it
By aurelj1 - 03/08/2016 19:59 - United States - Colleyville
By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 18:50 - Canada - London
By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 18:01 - United States - Albuquerque
By Anonymous - 03/08/2016 15:31 - United States - Middleboro
Great idea for a prank
By Lordy - 03/08/2016 11:33 - Saudi Arabia
Trauma
By SkipLegDay - 03/08/2016 08:48 - New Zealand - Palmerston North
By vxdragon23 - 03/08/2016 04:48 - United States - Queensbury
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op here. the first fee was a 12 d9llar maintenance fee after I had "closed the account" it was then followed up by multiple extended overdraft fees for 35 dollars each. there wasn't anything that was auto drafting from the account.
By nullpointer - 03/08/2016 04:38 - United States - San Francisco
By anon - 03/08/2016 03:28
Arrested
By shikushiku - 03/08/2016 03:12 - United States - Plano
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OP here! So, we're very open about our gross habits. We have no problem popping each others pimples and such. I was actually the one to point out the infection and asked if he wanted me to get it. I'm not grossed out by it, I simply found it funny that everyone always says what bliss being a newlywed is and here I am squeezing and digging and infected hair our of my husband!