By jostertoaster12 - 13/02/2015 20:31 - United States - Steamboat Springs
All the FMLs
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Jerk
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By lizzie57 - 13/02/2015 12:09 - United Kingdom
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By TheKingKen - 13/02/2015 08:40 - Australia - Perth
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Ha! OP is so dumb. His tiny brain can't even function properly :D But just to clarify some things, English is my second language. We rarely speak English at home. In my native language, saying "I'm pregnant" and "I'm full" (because I already ate at the time) sounds similar enough for me to confuse the two phrases if I don't pay enough attention :D
By lilipalmer - 13/02/2015 06:44 - France
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By CheeseTacos - 12/02/2015 22:40 - United States - Tinley Park
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Hey everyone! OP here. Thanks for the support. :) some of these posts made me chuckle a bit. I did stick up for her and made him apologize. It was uneasy the rest of the night but I don't regret it. Bye!! P.S It was towards me. He was in fact calling her a "beggar". Hope I cleared some things up!
By Anonymous - 12/02/2015 20:14 - Canada - Ajax
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By bingalingading - 12/02/2015 01:44 - United States - Owosso
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op here! Turns out I sorta kinda went over her head about it and now my vacation time has been approved! Of course said manager wasn't happy, but of course I went to HR about it and they seemed to have taken care of it. So starting June 22nd I will be on a cruise with my lovely wife!
By SDCore - 12/02/2015 00:40 - United States - Glenview
The 1970s called…
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By Anonymous - 11/02/2015 21:07 - United States - San Francisco
It's fine, I'll walk
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Not now, Dave
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By Anonymous - 10/02/2015 23:32 - United States - Herndon
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Hi, OP here. Thanks for the comments, so happy this got published and the maths jokes made me laugh :) to people questioning the random attendance inspections - my school has really bad attendance generally so we get them to try and scare us into coming more. I did talk to my teacher and he spoke to the office and explained the situation and they let me off :) so alls well that ends well I suppose. I was just a bit annoyed at my teacher forgetting me! But bless him he was very apologetic. Anyway, thats me explained :)