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By goodbyediet - 30/01/2015 11:00 - United Kingdom - Accrington
By goodbyediet - 30/01/2015 11:00 - United Kingdom - Accrington
By wtf - 30/01/2015 09:00 - United States - Dearborn
By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 08:57 - United States - Portland
By Eyalsh - 30/01/2015 04:53 - Germany - Greifswald
By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 02:50 - United States - Colorado Springs
By Anonymous - 29/01/2015 23:32 - United Kingdom - Oxford
By ThatWasntFun - 29/01/2015 21:00 - United States - Jacksonville
By anon - 29/01/2015 18:32 - United States - Carlsbad
By John Doe - 29/01/2015 17:01 - United States - Columbia
By vampyrate3562 - 29/01/2015 12:56 - United Kingdom
By Crystal_da_thing - 29/01/2015 10:10 - Australia
By Anonymous - 29/01/2015 05:39 - United States - Mahwah
By Anonymous - 29/01/2015 00:59 - United States - Ocean Springs
By amyhyett - 28/01/2015 23:18 - United Kingdom - London
By lolcat97 - 28/01/2015 22:35 - United States - Hyde Park
I'm the OP, and I'm glad this got published! For those wondering, it is a fake tree. And it was actually because of my laziness that I had her take it down because I never got around to it. That is when she came up with her "brilliant" idea to cover it with Valentine's Day decorations, which my parents did not seem too impressed with haha.
By WildShortstop13 - 28/01/2015 22:20 - United States - Rapid City
By Anonymous - 28/01/2015 19:28 - United States - El Dorado Hills
By retailshell - 28/01/2015 15:01 - Australia - Perth
By anonpbc - 28/01/2015 13:51 - United States - Salina
OP here. To clarify for the haters, I do know what a date is supposed to be, I'm not an idiot. We had been planning to meet up for weeks. The date was lame, hence why I posted to FML. But it was definitely intended as a real date, accompanied by dinner and shopping a few other stores. No errands were ran, No groceries or Tp was purchased. I visited a few coworkers & he picked up a few electronics items. and no I didn't buy it or use my employee discount. It was my day off & he knew it was my workplace.
By tipmeover - 28/01/2015 13:09 - Ireland - Dublin
By nsb124 - 28/01/2015 08:07 - United States
By MyUsernameisEpic - 28/01/2015 01:32 - United States - Winter Park
Okay, so this is my FML. The girl is 15, and we have classes together in school. I didn't really mind that she said it, but it was funny. That's why I decided to share it on here, and it actually got posted! Anyway, back to the story. We were talking in class about something and I made a joke and she started giggling and then, she said, "LOL!" Like, "el-oh-el". Also, I should mention that I wasn't flirting with her or anything. I'm not pursuing a relationship with her, but if I was, I wouldn't completely freak out and change my mind because she said lol. That'd make me a judgmental prick. That'd be pretty screwed up of me. Lastly, I'd like to say that I am friends with her, and just because she said lol, that doesn't mean I think she's stupid or anything.
By Anonymous - 28/01/2015 01:24 - United States - Rochester
By bitchypast - 27/01/2015 23:50 - United States - Rockland
By I'm screwed - 27/01/2015 23:46 - United States - King Of Prussia
By Animaldude55 - 27/01/2015 23:06 - United States - San Francisco
I am the OP. Basically it was near the end of the haircut when this happened so I didn't have time to say anothing. Just to add a few more details, she tried putting on a bandaid but it didn't work, rubbed her fingers on a towel I saw blood.
By morning_glory - 27/01/2015 21:17 - United States - Los Angeles
By NoTalkAllGame - 27/01/2015 16:12 - United States - Horsham
By dogproblems - 27/01/2015 15:09 - United States - Charlotte
By nicktrelos - 27/01/2015 14:07 - Greece
I'm not making it about myself - I'm not happy with the money loss, of course, but 350€ is nothing compared to how much I care. I meant it in a "that's devastating, and this sucks too" way if that makes sense? Thank you all so much for your support. We've been together for years, and she's my best friend in the world. It's hard to believe I never noticed the signs. The rent will be taken care of, right now getting her help is the most important thing :) I'm going to support her every step of the way. I've been learning about eating disorders all weekend (event was actually from Friday), and I can say for sure it wasn't a matter of being selfish. She's sick. That's not her fault, it's everyone else's for making her feel worthless. You're all incredibly sweet! A bit sour about the jokes, but that's okay, haha. I never take anything seriously myself. We can get through this :)
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I'm the one who wrote the fml turns out it escaped from a traveling zoo