By guiltnazan - 06/09/2014 19:29 - United States - Superior
All the FMLs
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By Bella0304 - 06/09/2014 18:02 - Canada - Boucherville
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Hi, OP here..for those of you wondering I'm 16 years old and my mom doesn't want to get rid of Buffy (my cat) and honestly neither do I! My mom keeps saying shed rather get rid of me instead of the cat..lol I know she's probably joking and she loves me...but never get in between a woman and her cat!
By StillPissedOffAtIrony - 06/09/2014 17:25 - United States - Hialeah
By UghDude - 06/09/2014 13:35 - United States - Austin
By fastfoodslave - 06/09/2014 06:11 - United States - Northampton
By why me? - 06/09/2014 04:25 - United States - Tulsa
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By tbee - 06/09/2014 00:13 - United States - East Carondelet
Coming or going
By almost governmental - 05/09/2014 22:02 - United Kingdom - Peterborough
By Anonymous - 05/09/2014 21:54 - United States - Conway
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By rugener92 - 04/09/2014 23:22
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Hi guys, OP here... Didn't really expect this to get published, just a casual 'I could tell this story' thought. Basically I was remembering childhood stories and this is one of them (as so people asked how old my sister was) This was about 10 years ago now, my sister was 7 and I was 11. Recognising it was my dad was never the issue as he was wearing a hoodie! and it wasn't a crowbar, it was basically a pole with a hook on it, we use it to open the hatch for the loft/attic as no one can reach it (me and my dad are 6ft so it's pretty high up' My dads reaction was something along the lines of 'Oh 'ello son, what are you doing with that pole?' - nearly splatting your head, dad, you sneaky dick! and about other burglary and death exclamations my neighbourhood was lovely when I was young, but recently has gone way downhill and has suddenly become the attack, drunk and drug capital street of the town so would be more likely to get ACTUALLY robbed now. I've been bottled twice by the same person at the same event two years running next to my house when there were police there and as the police can't control this gang of about 40 they leave it... anyway! Hope this answered some burning questions and I intend to remember some more stories like this soon!
By mlustpdx - 04/09/2014 17:47 - United States - Clackamas
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true. and the reason why is my son decided to block the opening to the litter box and the cereal looked like his litter. can't get made about that
By Jenniesaurus - 04/09/2014 12:22 - United Kingdom - Lancaster
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Finally had something FML-worthy to write and it got up! Wow, I'm surprised at the amount of supportive comments, they definitely make me feel a little better! I admit I shouldn't have been quite so rude, but I am fiercely protective of my dogs (they're rescue dogs and I've had them for 13 years) and I really don't like kids, and especially the mothers that, like her, look like they can't even look after themselves. I called the child dirty because he was quite literally dirty, stains all down his shirt and crumbs and chocolate all around his mouth. I know they may have happened since she left the house and the mum might have no way to clean him but there are so so many women on benefits who just have children for the sake of it around my area when they obviously can't afford to look after them. My two biggest peeves, women like that and people insulting dogs got to me big time! Thankfully I haven't seen her in work yet, hoping she'll steer clear of me and go to a different cashier in the future....
By Anonymous - 04/09/2014 06:44 - United States - Saginaw
By Anonymous - 04/09/2014 04:46 - United States - Diana
By anonymous - 04/09/2014 01:31 - Canada - Saskatoon
By adeeri - 04/09/2014 01:24 - United States - Jackson
By MusicLover18 - 03/09/2014 23:35 - Canada - Leduc
This is mine
By Anonymous - 03/09/2014 23:13 - United States - Santa Ana
By Anonymous - 03/09/2014 22:30 - United States - Phillipsburg
By svenska75 - 03/09/2014 21:30 - France - Paris
By Anonymous - 03/09/2014 18:24 - United States - White Plains
By unlucky - 03/09/2014 17:40 - United States - Cold Spring
Take it seriously!
By very punny - 03/09/2014 03:18 - United States - Odenton
By akieferr - 03/09/2014 02:41 - United States
By Gee... Thanks - 03/09/2014 01:35
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Thanks for all the encouraging replies everyone. I decided to just not let her get to me and just move on with my life. #18: I think that anyone who needs to put down others and rejecting them to get an ego boost in any situation is just not a person I would want to spend any amount of time with. #25: That is an awesome idea and I should have used it!