By Anonymous - 07/04/2014 00:20 - Australia - Spearwood
All the FMLs
By Anonymous - 06/04/2014 21:07 - Ireland - Dublin
Nice try, Janet
By Anonymous - 06/04/2014 19:37
By Anonymous - 06/04/2014 18:09 - United States - Lakeland
By FaceTime issues - 06/04/2014 06:57 - United States - Scottsdale
By Anonymous - 05/04/2014 23:16 - United States - Windsor Heights
Cool, dude
By lamemom - 05/04/2014 22:05 - Canada - Fredericton
By as-salamu alaykum, motherfucker - 05/04/2014 22:04 - United Kingdom - Birkenhead
By =( - 05/04/2014 17:48 - United States - Houston
By Anonymous - 05/04/2014 15:27 - United States - Iola
By Anonymous - 05/04/2014 04:04 - United States - Albuquerque
By Violet - 05/04/2014 01:57 - United States - Exeter
By King_of_hearts - 04/04/2014 23:46 - United States - Plymouth
By kaheera4 - 04/04/2014 22:38 - United States
By fuck you with a bacon cock - 04/04/2014 22:07 - United Kingdom - Forres
By fuck off, dad - 04/04/2014 21:31 - Colombia
By wiona - 04/04/2014 20:53 - United States - Willimantic
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By Anonymous - 04/04/2014 19:02 - Canada - Markham
By Anonymous - 04/04/2014 17:26 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo
Experimental
By AshleyP - 04/04/2014 14:17 - United Kingdom
By booboo300 - 03/04/2014 22:16 - Canada - Kanata
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Definitely not going to defend myself, it was a dumb thing to do. Although, I did whisper, not shout, an answer just to get my friend on the right track. I totally respect my teacher and it was the kind of whisper that probably would have been tried in any class with a hearing teacher as well. She was a great teacher and I think I learned better that way. There is a mix of deaf and hearing asl teachers at my school, though. It was amazing though, because she didn't respond to phones going off, people sneezing, people walking in late (until she saw them) and even the people bashing asl and deaf people in the hall one day.
Whiffy
By RIP_Nose - 03/04/2014 21:48 - Germany - Aidenbach
By kubbyp - 03/04/2014 21:22 - Canada - Ottawa
By Welshite - 03/04/2014 20:53 - United States
By Cali girl - 03/04/2014 16:36 - United States - San Francisco
By MonsieurH - 03/04/2014 07:44 - France - Perros-guirec
By themonesterman - 03/04/2014 02:25 - United States - Brooklyn
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Update: The point of thr FML was not to complain about giving my room for my grandma, but it was to complain about: A) Her reasoning for not taking the guest room. B) The cat.
By bubblooz - 03/04/2014 02:01 - Canada - Mississauga
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Hey! it's the OP posting. I'm very surprised this got posted. Here is some information about the fml/my job. 1) We had a health inspector come last week and our place passed the exam. We are actually a very clean place. 2) The bug problem is being taken care of. There are traps all over the place and a pest control guy is coming in soon. Bugs are very hard to get rid of. Once eggs are laid, they will stay there forever. And the place used to be a KFC. 3) We barely see the bugs actually crawling around. That's a reason why I screamed, it was my first time actually seeing one. 4) Bugs do not go in the drinks or food. Customers watch me make their lattes, pour their coffee, heat their wraps, etc. 5)Even if the health inspector didn't come, if I was to complain and the place shut down- me and all my coworkers would lose our income. Also, typically every food place has their dirty secrets like this. Welcome to the food industry. 4) I am only 16 years old, however I need this job. I can't afford to quit. I pay my cell phone bill and majority of my necessities, and I am saving up for university. 5) I have been looking for a new job for a few months. I am handing out resumes constantly at malls and applying online. It's not easy... especially because I'm a part time student with little experience. The moment I have another job, I will give my two weeks notice in. And also, this experience was horrifying. I screamed so loud I startled the customers. I hate bugs. Once I was finished serving the customer I ran to the bathroom, got the bug off me, and then adjusted my pants so I could tuck them into my boots. I appreciate all the comments and the funny jokes!
By fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuc - 02/04/2014 21:22 - Denmark - Herning
By I Have Failed - 02/04/2014 20:10 - Spain - Madrid
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OP here. I couldn't figure out how to respond without making an account, so I made one in order to reply to a couple of people. First, thanks to all the people who expressed concern. To the people who said YDI, I say screw you, because I did nothing to provoke this asshole. Yeah, I'm underage. I don't look underage, but I definitely am, braces and everything. My mom's boyfriend is yet another guy who's a worthless piece of shit, she has no taste when it comes to men. I talked to her about him after he left and she rolled her eyes and said it was "a joke". Which apparently I didn't get, because I'm "uptight". Moving in with my dad isn't an option, he's on the other side of the country and really can't handle having another person living with him right now. I do miss him, but frankly he's not a whole lot of help, my parents hate each other and while my father means well he's more irresponsible than my mom. I'm hoping my mother will ditch this guy once she gets bored with him, like she has all the other times. This type of boyfriend is nothing new, this is just the first time one of them has gotten somewhat physical with me. Yes, it creeped me out, yes, he's a disgusting human being, and yes, I have a lock on my bedroom door. This is not the first time I've locked myself in my room when my mom has brought home a guy. It's happened before, and will likely keep happening until I move out. Thanks again to the people who expressed sympathy and concern. Just thought you guys ought to have a bit of context.