By are you kidding me? - 10/03/2014 08:22 - United Kingdom - Northolt
All the FMLs
By SpilledWater93 - 10/03/2014 03:07 - Ireland - Bray
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By some band player - 10/03/2014 02:09 - United States - Highland Park
By alipallie - 10/03/2014 00:36 - United Kingdom - Ipswich
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By Anonymous - 09/03/2014 19:31 - Singapore - Singapore
By Seriously? - 09/03/2014 06:08 - United States - Mill Valley
By AmericanAlien - 09/03/2014 02:15 - Canada - Edmonton
By Anonymous - 08/03/2014 23:13 - United States
By shoopbadeewoop - 08/03/2014 21:43
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By cunning glassist - 08/03/2014 20:53 - Canada - Courtenay
By chuchundra - 08/03/2014 20:06 - United States
By kittykat033 - 08/03/2014 17:19 - United States - Honolulu
By biwhat - 08/03/2014 09:23 - Australia - Bassendean
By Anonymous - 08/03/2014 01:16 - United States - Newton Center
By GLHan - 07/03/2014 22:31 - United States - Commack
By fuck off, eh! - 07/03/2014 21:25 - Canada - Milton
By gracehi - 07/03/2014 20:29 - United States - Jacksonville
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Thank you, but I wasn't brave. There's a tall picket fence and some trees obscuring the view of my apartment from the school. I can only see the school parking lot because I'm on the second story. The only reason someone would be able to see me from there would be if they were looking for me. I would have been quite safe, even if there had been any real danger. If there really was some lunatic shooting up the school, at the very least I would have called the cops. I'd like to think I would also grab my gun, head over there, and try to shoot the mother ****** myself, but you never really know what you'll do in a situation like that until it happens.
By Jehovah God - 07/03/2014 18:51 - United States - Richmond
By Anonymous - 07/03/2014 18:25 - Philippines - Quezon City
By scaredypants123 - 07/03/2014 15:41 - United States
By Anonymous - 07/03/2014 13:29 - United States - Needles
By xtinasky1 - 07/03/2014 04:24 - United States - Spanaway
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Apparently mommy can't go to the bathroom, because that's where I was for a whole 2 minutes while he did it.
By Anonymous - 07/03/2014 02:52
Jesus Saves
By workaholic - 06/03/2014 16:24 - United States - San Francisco
By TheyHaveMyAddress - 06/03/2014 05:52 - United States - Jackson
By Catuser - 06/03/2014 03:09 - United States - Bracey
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This is the follow up: My teacher did laugh it off but sternly told me to never do it again or I will be suspended from her class. Thanks for publishing my first FML!
By Anonymous - 06/03/2014 02:09 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth
By Silver_Jet - 06/03/2014 01:59 - Canada - Beamsville
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Op here. Got an account to commentnt on this. No I am not on drugs. I know this spider is real because I killed it and I am not sure if I have schizophrenia.
By sparkrok - 06/03/2014 00:36 - United States - Puyallup
By v1k1rox - 05/03/2014 21:47 - United States - San Francisco
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This is the second time someone tried to rob me well living in NYC you know things like that happen. I didn't notice until after she pushed me that something was fishy. She tried to go into my bag first then into my pocket when she discovered there was nothing in my bag. She failed, I wish she didn't run away so I can get her arrested.
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To those of you who are American, please stop apologising and feeling bad, I actually found that lady and her friends quite amusing so they made my day. And what's more the story got published on here, that's more exciting than a pot of gold any day