By Not impressed. - 19/11/2013 05:51 - Canada - Toronto
All the FMLs
By Catcrap! - 18/11/2013 23:47 - United States - Rialto
By crixon42 - 18/11/2013 23:39 - United Kingdom
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By poorman - 18/11/2013 22:14 - United States - Derwood
By Anonymous - 18/11/2013 18:53 - United Kingdom - Congleton
Cough up
By Anonymous - 18/11/2013 18:37 - United States - Fallbrook
By kids next door - 18/11/2013 10:14 - United States - Mount Holly
By smiley1014 - 18/11/2013 09:14 - United States
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I guess I didn't put on the FML that I am a male. My wife told me that she wants me to wear my ring (except during work, which is Aviation and we're not allowed). I told her I wasn't comfortable wearing it in the ocean, and she said I had to anyway. After losing my ring, my wife bought snorkel equipment and I spent an hour diving for it until the sun set. My wife and I have been married for 5 years, and we both got a laugh out of it, and we purchased another ring the next day in a Hawaiian market that now has a story and more meaning than the first ring.
By kb - 18/11/2013 06:38 - United States
By kcountry92 - 18/11/2013 03:19 - United States - Mission
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Hey everyone! I'm the lucky accidental cave explorer and I'm also alright from the fall, just a little bruised. It is a beautiful cave and, as soon as I can find the time, I'm going to go back into it and see if it connects to the 2 other caves on my property. The irony of the situation is that I was part of a Caving Grotto where I live and had just come out of another new cave just a couple hours before this happened. To answer a question I saw, I happen to rock climb as well, so getting out of the cave wasn't as rough as getting into it lol.
By cheyeahh6 - 17/11/2013 22:41 - Australia - Toorak
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Hello! Wow, was NOT expecting this to get published! Just to let you all know what happened in more detail, the guy came through the drive thru around 3am and ordered $80 worth of food. I must have either read the order wrong or counted wrong and put in an extra cheeseburger. When he called back, I picked up, and he verbally abused me for about 2 minutes about how he was feeling sick because of my ignorance and that I should have known better. When I gave the phone to my manager, she listened, then sighed and responded with, "you're an idiot" and hung up. Haha. He then came back and we had to call the police to make him leave because he was clogging up the drive thru. Unfortunately, we've dealt with worse people.
By what_a_loner - 17/11/2013 22:07 - Canada - Bowmanville
By Anonymous - 17/11/2013 21:59 - United States - Elmwood Park
By :(( - 17/11/2013 20:27 - United States - Pearland
By Anonymous - 17/11/2013 19:11 - United States - Ontario
Vessels
By failed brood mare - 17/11/2013 17:46 - United States - Hollywood
Bad omen
By Anonymous - 17/11/2013 13:34 - United States - Los Angeles
By OwlSaysBlimey - 17/11/2013 07:38 - Sweden
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I really didn't think this would be posted, but thanks for all the hilarious comments! Well, I think I ought to explain it a bit. This person is one of our usual customers and is infamous for being a total idiot. Although this isn't the first time he has complained to us, this is by far the stupidest complaint he's made. He's usually complaining about that the Internet's off and that he can't turn 3G on and so on. Anyway, he didn't get his money back and my boss told him to piss off, so we're all good :).
By LizGo - 17/11/2013 06:00 - United States - Greenville
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By raz_berri93 - 17/11/2013 05:31 - United States - Los Angeles
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I just wanted to clarify that later he felt bad and asked if I was fine, which I was. I also laughed at my clumsiness... I was even the one to close that door! Oops. I cleaned the mark (which he hasn't come home to see yet) and there is no violence... It's a funny story within our families now since I'm actually well known to be clumsy!
By Anonymous - 17/11/2013 01:03 - United States
Make your minds up
By Remy - 16/11/2013 23:39 - United States - Portland
By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 21:40 - United States - Blain
By gonnafail - 16/11/2013 20:18 - United States - York
Sitcom vibes
By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 19:31 - France - Paris
By _sempiternus - 16/11/2013 16:18 - United States
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For those of you that were wondering- yes, I'm alright. :) I'm anemic, and sometimes it catches up to me and I'll start to get lightheaded/faint. I hadn't been feeling well all day, and thought food might help... Guess I was a bit late. In regards to my 'friends', I suppose I used the term loosely. They aren't my closest friends by far, but I've known them for years. We were close enough that I ASSUMED the sight of me falling and bashing my head open would be more important than their need for dry, school-food lasagna. And, in response to one commenter, I didn't expect them to immediately transform into doctors. But it still doesn't feel too great when the people you call 'friends' step over you, sprawled on the ground and bleeding, in favor of food. And no, I don't speak to them anymore. We had a fall out shortly after this incident. Ah well, highschool is a joke anyways.
By Anonymous - 16/11/2013 10:06 - United States - Rockford
By maxhhh - 16/11/2013 06:19 - United States - Sunnyvale
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OP here, just a bit of background to the story: I've had a sore throat for a few days, and I'm actually in the market for a recliner so I thought, "I'm not gonna let a sore throat hold me back from getting out!" As I was sitting down and feeling the chairs, I felt an overwhelming dizziness and nausea, and before I knew it, I puked all over myself and the seat of the recliner. Turns out I have a stomach bug now. FML x2... I am getting it cleaned though, so it should be good as new! I enjoyed the comments; Thanks a lot guys!!! :)
By CODgirl102 - 16/11/2013 05:17 - United States - Palm Bay
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OP here, love all you guys who appreciate the pun, and don't you all worry I do not live at home, I have a job and am not a serial sponger.