By ali456 - 01/12/2013 15:16 - United Kingdom - Dudley
All the FMLs
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By JudasThePriest - 01/12/2013 07:42 - United States - Greensboro
By Anonymous - 01/12/2013 06:07 - United States
Denial
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By flatchested Sam - 01/12/2013 00:16 - United States - Radcliff
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By fuckface? I wish - 30/11/2013 20:29 - Australia - Diamond Beach
By yulis - 30/11/2013 19:21 - United States - Hagerstown
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By MissDQ - 30/11/2013 09:07 - Australia - Perth
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OP here. Someone else pointed it out to the attendant that I'd been in there for a while and since I'm 'a kid' I MUST have been trying to steal something. The attendant just quietly asked if they could check my bags and stuff the same way they do if you leave the store without buying but have bags in your hands. I'm not big, but I do have big boobs. Some clothes go on fine but when you go to take them off they won't go over them and you start to panic. I'm a fairly standard size and I do often go one size up, but this was one of those sheer tops with the singlet underneath and those suckers don't stretch and it's hard for anyone to get them off if they're lucky enough to work out where their arms are supposed to go and can get the thing on. Heck, my mum is tiny and there's been plenty of times I've had to help her pull something over her head because she's stuck. It's not normally a store I shop at but was out with my family which I haven't done in a long time as I lived away till recently and they had a great deal, so why not ? I'm not going to sue them, there's no point ? The store didn't accuse me, some asshole who can't mind their business did. To top it off, I went through the self serve checkouts and the alarm went off as I walked out and the attendant pulled all the bras I bought out of the bag in the doorway to make sure they didn't have any of those big plastic security tags on them. I did have a DVD for another store in my bag and we put it down to that.
By Ashamed_Sister - 30/11/2013 07:35 - Namibia - Windhoek
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He just asked me if he can have something to eat. When I finished the sandwich I realized the irony.
By fleetingmemories - 29/11/2013 23:55 - United States - Falls Church
Supportive
By katerina - 29/11/2013 22:27 - United Kingdom
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By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 18:08 - United States - Parker
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By fuck me - 28/11/2013 19:13 - United States - Pittsburgh
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By NotTellingYouMyName - 28/11/2013 06:26 - United States - South Salem
The naughty step
By firefromherlips - 28/11/2013 00:25 - United States - Gallatin
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Mutilated
By MissYouPieceOfSkin - 27/11/2013 08:44 - United States - Kirkland
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For those who are saying what he did was 'quite fishy', I have to agree. His excuse was, and I quote, "I only realised I had to pick you up half way through the journey, and there was no point turning back". I'm currently not speaking to him, for pretty obvious reasons, and he's now staying at his parents house. The reason I 'normally wouldn't have minded' is because if I wasn't pregnant, and if it wasn't raining, I easily could've caught the bus or walked home and sorted him out afterwards! He is also friends with his ex, and I've met her and spoken to her on quite casual terms before. And for the people who called me a 'chump' and said that I 'shouldn't have gotten pregnant in the first place', thank you - I'll keep it in mind for next time!