By WhyMe6495 - 06/10/2013 22:28 - United States - Niagara Falls
All the FMLs
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By UHM - 06/10/2013 21:54 - United States
By Anonymous - 06/10/2013 21:49 - Canada - Toronto
By _/ | \_ - 06/10/2013 17:40 - Singapore - Singapore
By D: - 06/10/2013 17:13 - France - Paris
By CreamGravy - 06/10/2013 13:54 - Australia - Brisbane
CreamGravy tells us more.
Well to be honest I made the whole thing up because I got tired of being that one guy at work who can't get a girlfriend. It's a small place, there are only 8 of us who work there, and I'm the only one that's single, so I get jokes about it quite a lot. They're nothing bad, I know it's all in fun, but yesterday someone made yet another joke about it and for some reason I just blurted out that I had a date tonight. As soon as I did I figured might as well go with the story, so when I got questioned about it I made up a fake name and description for the girl as well. The best part is that I told everyone I was taking her to this really fancy and expensive restaurant, so when they saw me at McDonalds it was ironic actually. Luckily for me today is a holiday, but I have a feeling tomorrow the mocking is going to be worse than ever. I voted YDI by the way.
By Angrily Paranoid - 06/10/2013 05:29 - United States - Seattle
By Anonymous - 06/10/2013 04:44 - United States
By noreia - 06/10/2013 04:11 - Hong Kong - Central District
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he'll turn 14 within this month
By animal lover... - 05/10/2013 22:34
By Anonymous - 05/10/2013 22:25 - United States - Statham
Bad boy
By Anonymous - 05/10/2013 20:23 - United Kingdom - Manchester
Uggos R us
By british_babe - 05/10/2013 17:51 - United Kingdom - London
By wasted_gas - 05/10/2013 16:00 - United States - Cumming
Sadly discontinued
By Anonymous - 05/10/2013 08:17 - United States
By Anonymous - 05/10/2013 06:56 - United States - Seattle
Classic prank
By CelibateHero - 05/10/2013 06:31 - United States - Notre Dame
WTF? FML!
By ricky the sage - 05/10/2013 00:04 - United Kingdom - Coventry
By iet_Wyrda - 04/10/2013 23:00 - France - Verneuil-sur-seine
By Anonymous - 04/10/2013 21:41 - United States - Romulus
Party hard
By vcarder - 04/10/2013 20:25 - United States - Newton
By likeyourboss - 04/10/2013 16:05 - Denmark
By okaythen - 04/10/2013 09:37 - Egypt - Cairo
By f.a.t. - 04/10/2013 08:20 - Australia
Hold me close young Tony Danza
By Anonymous - 04/10/2013 05:04 - United States - Salt Lake City
By Anonymous - 04/10/2013 03:36 - United States - Houston
By Annoyed - 04/10/2013 02:56 - United States - Accokeek
By Anonymous - 04/10/2013 00:16 - United States - Irving
By Anonymous - 03/10/2013 21:40 - Canada - Markham
By blargh - 03/10/2013 17:39 - Russian Federation - Moscow
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I work at Kmart and yes this has happened a few times already and i've only worked there for one month