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Good boy
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By Donewiththis - 21/06/2016 05:35
Bad boy
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Wake up, human!
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Kinda sus
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By MercyRoseLiddell - 27/05/2016 19:13 - United States - Wayne
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More info - This actually happened a few weeks ago, so all I have left is a scar. Only 2 of my cat's claws caught my foot. The rest caught the bed. This incident happened at 4am. The cat in question is our super skittish semi-feral baby. We got him at 3 months old and completely feral. He's now 8 months and really sweet. He is my cat pretty much. He follows me up to bed and around the house and always wants cuddles when I wake up in the middle of the night. Yes it hurt, but I wasn't even mad. I've had worse. Both from our other cats and from him. In fact, my family and I laughed about it the next day because cats aren't usually so clumsy.
By Furzball - 27/05/2016 06:19 - United States - Wildomar
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Hey OP here. So yeah, I do agree it was a lazy stupid decision to go over that turd. Lesson definitely learned. As to YLS and YDI I think it's funny the two are running almost even. Although I mostly figured I'd share with you all for the grossout laugh.
By justpeachy1989 - 26/05/2016 14:06 - Australia
No brainer
By Spongebob Garypants - 26/05/2016 02:05 - United Kingdom - Manchester
By Anonymous - 25/05/2016 17:39 - United States - Dearborn
By Shitty day - 24/05/2016 05:59 - United States - Agoura Hills
By WellThatSucks - 23/05/2016 09:15 - United States
Bass Pro Shop
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By Kakapo4Ever - 20/05/2016 09:01 - United Kingdom - Abingdon
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This is OP here. Firstly, I live in Oxfordshire, England as of now but I used to live in Singapore, which is tropical, so geckos were everywhere, inside and out - especially as our house had a relatively wild and unkempt garden. They weren't any trouble at all and the only ways of keeping them out of the house were cruel, so yeah they were just all over the walls and floors. This is when the FML happened. Secondly, it's not outlandish to assume someone may have dropped a bit of food on the floor is it? Surely more likely than a ******* gecko head. And yes I agree the true FML is for the gecko...twas a tragic night :(
By goldenpuppy - 19/05/2016 20:54 - United States - Somerville
By Anonymous - 18/05/2016 05:55 - United States - San Francisco
Alas, poor Stuart
By ShouldIHelpIt - 18/05/2016 02:46 - United States - Northampton
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WOW I didn't expect to get published haha. But I do think it's ****** up, and my parents ended up agreeing. My cat was an indoor cat and has always hated going outside, especially because she was allergic to grass/something outside so I know she didn't just...run out the door or whatever. I'm not saying that they did it on purpose, because it's possible she was in the car for the vet or something and got out/they didn't notice? I don't know. I was completely heart broken and still am, I grew up with this cat and was having a rough time when I came home and looking forward to seeing her. I'm not sure what I'm going to do with the..remains, but I definitely dont want to keep my stuffed cat...I think I'm going to bury her when I get the chance. My parents haven't stopped apologising, but it still sucks to have this happen.