By lucas_urev - 15/09/2014 22:19 - United States - Cold Spring Harbor
By Peeves - 15/09/2014 22:05 - United States
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Clashing
By Anonymous - 15/09/2014 17:52 - Ireland - Dublin
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By berryjones11024 - 14/09/2014 14:35 - United States - Fayetteville
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Hello the OP here, in case you are wondering my son is 14, this what makes this bad. I had a talk with him about combing his hair with scissors, he said that since it had an edge he thought it would work just fine. He's not hurt in any way but if he was to hurt himself, I would have told him to figure it out. The eating toothpaste is a whole different story, I didn't know the purpose and he didn't know the purpose. I don't think he knew that toothpaste is poisonous if you ate it. Anybody want to adopt a kid?
Snack time
By oops... - 12/09/2014 05:50 - Canada - Sylvan Lake
By ElementaryEdGuy - 12/09/2014 03:22 - United States - Benton
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I work in a low-income school. Very rarely do we have students who have OLD (think Nokia brick) cellphones that are deactivated so that they can call the police if necessary. These students are usually our 4th & 5th graders who may be involved with activities after school. Occasionally we will have a student with one of those "cellphones" that can only be used to contact parents & police. Otherwise, this was a rarity.
By Crash - 10/09/2014 20:15 - United States - Hicksville
By healthfreak - 07/09/2014 01:57 - United States - Marietta
By rugener92 - 04/09/2014 23:22
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Hi guys, OP here... Didn't really expect this to get published, just a casual 'I could tell this story' thought. Basically I was remembering childhood stories and this is one of them (as so people asked how old my sister was) This was about 10 years ago now, my sister was 7 and I was 11. Recognising it was my dad was never the issue as he was wearing a hoodie! and it wasn't a crowbar, it was basically a pole with a hook on it, we use it to open the hatch for the loft/attic as no one can reach it (me and my dad are 6ft so it's pretty high up' My dads reaction was something along the lines of 'Oh 'ello son, what are you doing with that pole?' - nearly splatting your head, dad, you sneaky dick! and about other burglary and death exclamations my neighbourhood was lovely when I was young, but recently has gone way downhill and has suddenly become the attack, drunk and drug capital street of the town so would be more likely to get ACTUALLY robbed now. I've been bottled twice by the same person at the same event two years running next to my house when there were police there and as the police can't control this gang of about 40 they leave it... anyway! Hope this answered some burning questions and I intend to remember some more stories like this soon!
By adeeri - 04/09/2014 01:24 - United States - Jackson
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Victim blaming
By Anonymous - 28/08/2014 21:16 - Portugal
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Tasty snack ideas
By Stellarum - 18/08/2014 15:13 - Mexico - Mexico
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By I hate children - 18/08/2014 12:10 - United Kingdom - Liverpool
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By Anonymous - 14/08/2014 03:02 - New Zealand
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OP here! My brother legitimately believed that having acne is the same thing as having cancer, but after a good talk with him about the difference between a normal teenage phenomenon and a life-threatening disease, I think he's straightened out his vocabulary terms. Oh, the bliss of being baby-faced and blemish-free! I told him he was lucky that he wouldn't have to worry about any skin problems for several years.