By moorox45 - 16/01/2012 17:10 - United States

Today, I put on a pair of sneakers that I'd left outside, and went jogging. After several minutes of pain, I pulled off one of the sneakers, only to find dozens of baby spiders had moved in. FML
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MikeDa1Da 14

Check your old underpants for the momma spider

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ICATiger 13

That's why you don't leave stuff outside.

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wakadalhadaf 4

First one!!!!!!!!

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urdirtyolduncle 15

Looks like your shoes got jizzed by spiders.

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FirstTigerHobbes 13

This is why I don't wear shoes Or anything at all

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

I didn't even read this FML. All I saw was baby spiders and I knew OP's life was ******. I don't even want to know what happened.

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Pentium_4 27

i seriously see this comment in every FML lol

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lindseykcool 6

Reading this FML made me kind of itchy. Spiders scare me more than anything on the planet.

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PuppiesFTW 5

My brother found a bunch of mice poop in his shoe like a week ago, True Story.

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naughtia 14

Wouldn't you have crushed the spiders before they could inflict pain?

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TexasBitch 13

That's what I was thinking! They would all be dead...

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MikeDa1Da 14

Check your old underpants for the momma spider

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Cryptic_Equinox 0

And THATS when i light my clothes on fire and move out. ...those little bastards have waay too many legs.

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Chad_the_Brony 0

We're going in with first wave! Means more bugs for us to kill. When we drop, you kill anything with more than two legs. Do you get me?

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2oc 5

85- starship troopers? When i went camping a few years ago i found a gang of earwigs living in my swimshorts. I didn't find out until i put them on either OP, eugh. Those pincers...

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2ndSucks 15

Did you really add an s to feet to make it plural?

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Torva_fml 16

Why yes, I did. Do you have a problem with my feets? Oh my, my feets are sore. My feets are so dry today. My feets are so sensitive after all that running. Would you give me a feets massage? Oh baby, don't tickle my feets! Did I just anger you? Oh? I'm sorry. Actually no, I'm not.

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xSonic 9

Poor spiders, imagine the suffering they were in :(

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MizzErikaHart 8

Not as much as the monkey raping the frog (YouTube)

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G0v3nat0r 7

I want to know how the spiders didn't get crushed.

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salvorican 24

Those demons never die.... :[

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Bski94 0

Oh my gosh. I can't even imagine. Now I feel spiders crawling on me.

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thatKidzmOm 10

Why did you wait "several minutes"? When I feel pain, I know I react immediately. On a side note, poor spiders. :)

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flea_of_death 23

i must agree, why did you not check your foot when you first felt the pain? then again, this world lacks common sense...

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idiothater1 4

Being shit scared of spiders myself, I check the shoe before I put my foot in it...

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You_Need_Soap 6

On a side-side note, **** the spiders! FYL indeed!

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ICATiger 13

That's why you don't leave stuff outside.

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Torva_fml 16

Last time a spider crawled out of my shoe... I ran the **** inside, and grabbed spider killer. It's now my morning ritual to squish the **** out of my shoes by jumping on them just to make sure no live spiders are in them.

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silver848 6

If that happened to me (I'm extremely aracnophobic aka the fear of spiders) I would have scream so friggin loud and throw my shoe as far away as I could possibly throw. Gross. Fyl majorly!

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Blooblibloo 4

Same for me, then I would probably have sat on the groung and cried. I have chicken goose just by reading it.

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silver848 6

I think he means chicken skin/ goose bumps. Lolz

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Blooblibloo 4

Yah, sorry English is not my first language and chicken goose sounded right :))

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sergina101 0

There would be scarring involved. Spiders are just disgusting. Fyl op next time check before putting anything that's been outside on.

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chili10 18

I know I'm going to get thumbed down just like 114, but I agree. Chicken goose put a smile on my face. :)

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klorehore 24

Imagine they were quite squishy, and probably would lead to some discomfort if they took a lot of room in there, but where does the pain come in? Or are you that sympathetic, cause I reckon they didn't enjoy it that much

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alliewillie 22

I assumed the pain came from them biting him. FYL indeed!!!

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